Naming your home brewery

[Trevandjo]

Mine is called Ruff Red Brewing. The name comes from the days when I used to race in enduro's. I was a lot younger and fitter then.....also had a lot more hair....

We made up a team name "Ruff Red Racing", there were two qualifications required to join the team. 1. You had to have red body hair. 2. You had to ride a red bike, I.e. Honda. It was helpful if you were fast as well...!!!

Anyway, SWMBO was good enough to get some signs and labels made for me for Christmas, she did pretty good with the design as well.

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The sign looks great. Where'd she get it made?

 

[keef_g]

Gaughan Premium Brew

 

[Yob]

swish... plane ticket booked :kooi:

 

[Wal05]

The sign looks great. Where'd she get it made?

They were done by a local sign writer, she didn't realise at the time but it was the sign writer that I use at work for making signs for our utes, trucks etc. He did the labels as well. Did a top job as well.

 

[taztiger]

"Long Dog Brewhaus" due to my brewery assistant being a miniature Dachshund (sausage dog).

 

[Beertard]

Can'tchoose!

 

[MartinOC]

Since my brewery is currently rising from the ashes of a 10-year hiaitus, I've decided on "The Phoenix Brewery". I tossed-around the idea of "Fawkes" (as in Harry Potter & also "Gunpowder, treason & plot"), but settled for simplicity.


Now to find a suitably heroic logo......

Erm..... Since we just bought a previously burnt-out property in Kinglake (Vic), I find my previous choice of Brewery name now somewhat prescient...

Still looking for a logo...

 

[Mardoo]

Just use a picture of the Kinglake Bakery. Might be able to do something with the outline of Kinglake inverted (from Google maps).

 

[pilgrimspiss]

Yeah, probably more than people would like to "get a Teninch into ya".
Maybe "Get yourself a teninch"?

'Get Ten Inches down your throat'

 

[Weizguy]

'Get Ten Inches down your throat'

A bit aggressive, but at least it's not too subtle.

Where do I send the cheque (or beer) if I use this. I always like to give credit where credit is due.

 

[fattox]

Mash Monster Brewing Co. is mine - logo in my DP. Had a mate do it up for me. As I own a 3D Printer, I plan on making my taps to hold plastic inserts so I can write in chalk the beer name, but I was actually thinking of having clear inserts, with a label behind it with just the logo set up high so I can write under neath it

 

[fattox]

Picture = 1000 words etc

 

[hwall95]

Mine and my mates is called 'Fencesitter Brewing Co'. While
talking to my mates into home brewing and while they were being indecisive a bird landed on the fence near a pool we were laying in - and the name was born!

 

[Eagleburger]

Gonna call mine ******** in honor of my girlfriend. I bet the misses will be not impressed.

 

[Weizguy]

Gonna call mine ******** in honor of my girlfriend. I bet the misses will be not impressed.

Dude, you are giving Logan a bad name. Oh, it's already got one? Amazing!

 

[QldKev]

Dude, you are giving Logan a bad name. Oh, it's already got one? Amazing!

Brewousos

 

[SergeMarx]

I've got "dirthouse brewing" as i live in a house made of dirt. more interesting however is the names we give our beers... new thread perhaps!

 

[scrimple101]

The Galloping Wombat Brewery

 

[spog]

The Galloping Wombat Brewery

The Galloping Wombat, I like it, you could have a lot of funny labels for your bottles.
Cheers....spog..

 

[Crouch]

We're still building our brewery but have settled on the name Pigs & Little Craft Brewery. I tend to talk a lot of random gibberish (usually in the car whilst driving) and after a few day's discussion with the wife about naming the brewery I spouted out the words pigs and little during some sentence of incoherent babble ... she thought that was a good name for the brewery; Pigs & Little Craft Brewery. Thinking about a logo, given that the name doesn't really mean anything its kind of difficult.

 

[DeGarre]

Bear Trail brewery...20 meters from my back door, made me a bit of a local celebrity, the local hunting society is chuffed to bits as now they have a good chance of getting a licence to bring this bastard down (naturally I won't be doing any mushroom picking this year...):

 

[MartinOC]

Damn!! Forget snakes & spiders, those bastards are a SERIOUS danger!!

Whereabouts are you in the world?

 

[Phoney]

Is that a Grizzly?

 

[spog]

No,it's Humphrey, but holy **** you couldn't let your kids out of sight for fear of that sniffing around !

 

[leighaus]

you want to kill an animal living in its own habitat that you invaded... makes sense.... IF you have a shovel for a head.

 

[Batz]

you want to kill an animal living in its own habitat that you invaded... makes sense.... IF you have a shovel for a head.

A little like the senseless shark slaughter this country is involved it atm.

I'm on your side here leighaus.

Batz

 

[leighaus]

A little like the senseless shark slaughter this country is involved it atm.

I'm on your side here leighaus.

Batz

No country is without sin of senseless slaughter, thats for sure. Totally against the WA's idiotic policy also....


My brewhaus is called Lethal Money Brewing Co. Formally just Lethal Brewing, but i found that a bit common, so went with the full name instead.

Basically two of my nicknames joined together.

 

[DeGarre]

No,it's Humphrey, but holy **** you couldn't let your kids out of sight for fear of that sniffing around !

Apparently there might be an issue if the kids wander between the mama bear and the puppies...always make noise and racket when you walk in a forest where bears live, give them a chance to move away.

That's the theory anyway.

This is only 90 clicks from the capital, Helsinki, but there is a woodland that goes uninterrupted for about 7km from the backdoor, couple of forest roads for tractors there, I used to do some jogging there.

Took up cycling instead.

 

[DeGarre]

you want to kill an animal living in its own habitat that you invaded... makes sense.... IF you have a shovel for a head.

No, it invaded my property. According to the tracks, came from the neighbour's oat field (they prefer oats over barley due to lack of those spiky things), had a drink from my pond, probably had a redcurrant and gooseberry snack on the way, but luckily did not leave a huge **** behind of oats and berries. Enough turds left by the badgers and raccoon dogs on my lawn, those seem to prefer redcurrants , where as I prefer the blackcurrants.

4 weeks of 30+°C humid sticky Durban-style weather, so sorry If I ranted. Not used to this, used to live 15 years in the land of Pommies. Bring on winter, bring on hail and sleet! As I wander in this land of hinter, bathing in this enormous heat!

 

[CrookedFingers]

I think he meant you invaded the general area where bears are.
Apparently animals these days own more land than us human folk.
Funny that, ever thought how an earthworm feels when you jam a shovel in his bit of ground to build a new house ?? Or how a colony of ants feel when their mound is displaced in order to install a new telephone pole. ?
No one cares about the littlest animals.