Funniest Beer Name?

[newguy]

+1

but have a few up my sleeve...

Do tell..... :beerbang:

There's a guy from a rival club who has absolutely NO imagination whatsoever. If he wins a medal (and he usually does) his beer's names are announced and they usually go like this:

Alt number 173.
ESB number 45.
Batch number 232.

<_<

Come on! You have an imagination, use it!

 

[staggalee]

I did.

 

[TasChris]

Does anyone else NOT name their beers? :unsure:

My best name so far is "23" or "26" not sure

But I am a pretty boring person

Chris

 

[Fents]

LCBA Remix (when i first tried to clone it)
LCBA Redux (second time round)
Kris Kringle Kolsch (for the last xmas swap)
Hairofthefents APA (when me andd hairofthedog brew together)
Watsonia Water (my suburb)
Thankyou come again IPA with a pic of Apu on the front (simpons too)

so yea not too imaginative...usually just name it after the hops/s im using too i.e Galaxy APA etc etc.

 

[marlow_coates]

Oh yeah, just remembered we did a big twocan stout back in college.

Heavy, thick, black, knock you out of your boots, white head - called it the "Wendell" :icon_cheers:

 

[MichaelPlum]

Hey folks,

how about Serious Severe Skullsplitter?


Hmmm, not a real good idea I think because who would like to drink such kinda stuff???



Greets

Michael

 

[chimera]

I recall some blog had a webcam on their stout for the primary fermentation.

They called it the Judy Garland Stout

'cos it grew up in front of everybody and turned out very bitter'

 

[jlm]

Generally just refer to them by style, "hey grab me an alt will ya, left hand tap" However a friend kept on insisting on calling a B saaz pils "Taste the Golden Spray". He had been waiting for me to brew a pale lager specifically to use that line.

 

[Muggus]

Made a few brews with funny/odd names in my time. It gets boring otherwise!
Just to name a few...

Tradesmans Stout...tasted like ass!
Backdoor Brown Ale... first pour from the fermenter was very thick and brown...
Summer Wassail Ale
Micks Big Dickson Cider ...one for the ladies obviously
Alpha Male Pale Ale... bitter enough to make tell the men from the boys
Beached Whale Pale Ale... made with NZ hops...awww no!
Stout Anger ...2 can stout brewed to half capacity OUCH
Hard Rock Bock
Powerballad Pilsner
Big Fuggley IPA ...made with Fuggles, obviously

 

[InCider]

'New'

:lol:

 

[bolwell]

'New'

:lol:

Used to see t shirts in London mid 1980's for Fox Brewries who made the brand Firkin. Their slogan was "for Fox's sake somebody buy me a Firkin pint".

 

[Uncle Fester]

3 Orange Wits (You'd have to be a real Blues Brothers fan to get that one though)

God I miss John Candy.........

Blues Brothers has to be one of the best films ever......

My contribution... a clone of Bowral Brewery's Pigs Fly ale had to be named "Pigs Arse Ale" in true John Elliot style....

 

[eric8]

...usually just name it after the hops/s im using too i.e Galaxy APA etc etc.

+1 Cascading Ale, Warriors APA

 

[troydo]

Icstra Spushel Beata - ESB all NZ hops
Eunuch's Uncle - munich Dunkel
Old Black ******* - Old Ale
Brewstand Blonde - Blonde
Sir Heinz Claytons Lager - pseudo ale lager

 

[Gerard_M]

We are doing a small one off batch this weekend that will be called Avant Derrire!
Cheers
Gerard

 

[bonj]

I remember finding a post on Chilli and Vanilla beer and Bonj suggesting to call it Chilli Vanili... I thought that was quite funny.

:lol: Thanks Katie, reading that again has me giggling like a school girl. I had forgotten about that. Glad you enjoyed it too.

 

[bonj]

Not really that funny, but I make an APA with Columbus, Amarillo, Simcoe and sometimes Cascade, that I call "Santa Maria Pale Ale" due to the fact that they're all "new world" hops and the Santa Maria was Christopher Columbus' flagship.

I also made an oktoberfest with Pacific Hallertau that I called adHoctoberfest.

 

[troydo]

ohh yeah and "Ho Garden" - Belgian wit hehe you should have seen the label....

 

[bonj]

thanks for the reminder Troy. In the same case swap as Troy's "Ho Garden", I had Tony's Bright Ale recipe which I called "Not Real Bright Ale"... label was a photo of a house on fire.

 

[bradsbrew]

Yeasty Dutch Oven Lager and a light wheat beer called Half Wit Ale. thought they were hilarious at the time but ...............