Food Gardening

[goomboogo]

Why are you guys pissing on your citrus ?

It is possible the nitrogen, phosphorous and potassium in urine is beneficial to citrus plants. Another reason is pissing outside feels good.

 

[Spohaw]

Ill stick to normal ferts I think

 

[goomboogo]

At least with commercial fertilisers you can make sure the plants receive the correct ratio of N, P and K. This doesn't mean you need to eschew the liberation offered by urinating outside in the fresh air.

 

[manticle]

Urinating in fresh air is wonderful and the only reason you ever need.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Power Feed and fish emulsion are the go

If you can get a big drum, fill it with water and add fish frames, vegetable scraps, manure, blood n bone, dead possums...whatever you can get your hands on thats organic

Let it brew up ( it will stink to high heaven ) and use it diluted in a watering can.

Just keep topping it up and you will have perpetual liquid fertilizer

Also Epsom Salts is a great fertilizer

The trick is to use a liquid fertilizer often

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Ill stick to normal ferts I think

define normal

 

[Spohaw]

Shit from bunnings mate

Not anything that comes out the end of my dick

Haha

 

[manticle]

But a lot of it is actually shit.

 

[Spohaw]

I use Epsom salts , iron chelate , blue stone and dynamic lifter normally

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Shit from bunnings mate

Not anything that comes out the end of my dick

Haha

shows how much you know

Urine is one of the best fertilizers you can get for citrus

And anything from bunning is usually shit...of the worst kind

 

[manticle]

Dynamic lifter is great. Comes out the chook's cloaca rather than your nob.

 

[Spohaw]

Hey piss on what ever you want

I've pissed on a dead crow one time so I can't judge haha

I'll stick to what I know produces the fruit but

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Hey piss on what ever you want

I've pissed on a dead crow one time so I can't judge haha

I'll stick to what I know produces the fruit but

You stick to that commercial rubbish and pay the $$$ for it

I can make a much better fertilizer for nothing

 

[Spohaw]

Sounds like a deal

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

You have much to learn

 

[Spohaw]

Yeah , heaps mate

 

[manticle]

We keep this thread friendly, yes?

We are talking about wee wee and tomatoes and it's all jolly so far, yes?

Do I make myself clear?

Perfectly sir. As clear as an azure sky on a summer's day. You can rely on me sir.

 

[Spohaw]

Haha clear as my beer manticle haha

It's not very clear ......

I have much to learn but

 

[manticle]

As do we all my friend.
As do we all.

 

[Camo6]

Once a year, whack a rusty nail in the trunk of your lemon tree. So my old mate always told me. I was happy enough just to scatter some of the metal from the brake lathe under mine. Much nicer than the stink of piss in Winter when the grounds constantly wet. But, I imagine there are some among us whose piss don't stank.

Sorry Manticle. I need lernin to.