First World Problems Thread

[Northside Novice]

Nuclear penguins should be left alone !

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

my farts come out at around 32-40 degress. How do i adjust my thermostat, Do i need to eat salami and drink moonshine??? again i dont know if this is true i can only speculate....this may or may not be a true story

With hysterises like that I would be replacing it.

 

[brentice]

With hysterises like that I would be replacing it.

How much would a new thermostat cost?????? Is it something that is readily available. Will i have to import it from North Korea. I am unsure of these details....Story of trueness

 

[Bridges]

Good god man, fix that thermostat ASAP. Check out this horror story www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/


Note may or may not be a true story...

 

[Black Devil Dog]

Some days the aircon in my 4x4 doesn't feel cool enough and I have to wind my window down. Then the road noise from my Cooper Discoverer tyres is really noisy and I have to wind my window up...............

 

[bum]

SWMBO got me a couple of these when we were at the brewery a few weeks ago:
http://store.lagunitas.com/Lagunitas-Mason-Jars_p_23.html

I don't really dig the whole (literal) jar thing but they were cheap and it is kinda cool to have something from the brewery.

Anyway, SWMBO carted these around California for a few weeks and brought them home in her hand luggage to make sure they wouldn't break. Now that I'm drinking from them at home I kinda hate them but feel compelled to continue to use them because of her efforts.

 

[Not For Horses]

Maybe you should just put them on the top shelf and say that they are far too precious to be used for drinking from.

 

[bum]

"Get your hand off it! They were only $3 each and you've got a spare anyway."

 

[bradsbrew]

Gee sorry love, I knew i shouldn't have tried carrying all those jars while they were wet. Lucky they weren't full of beer. Looks like I have to go back to the old schooner glass!

 

[Liam_snorkel]

say that they can only be used for Lagunitas beers.

 

[bum]

Gee sorry love, I knew i shouldn't have tried carrying all those jars while they were wet. Lucky they weren't full of beer. Looks like I have to go back to the old schooner glass!

These are mason jars (threadless). Would have to be nigh-on 5mm thick. Would need to throw them a couple of times for that idea to work.

Plus I don't want to break them - it was nice of her to get them. I just don't want to drink out of them.

[EDIT: added quote]

 

[bum]

say that they can only be used for Lagunitas beers.

I like this idea but the bitch would probably get me some.

Wait a sec...!

 

[bradsbrew]

Suffer in your jocks then :lol: :lol:

 

[Not For Horses]

Hmm, you're screwed then.

I'm with you on the not drinking from jars though. If I wanted to do stuff that uni students do, I'd be out the back under the clothesline with a goon bag pegged to the corner alternating between lay backs and throwing down PBR from a red plastic cup after some guy in a pseudo-vintage Ramones tshirt finished regurgitating 'his opinion' about post-Aristotelian philosophy.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

I like this idea but the bitch would probably get me some.

Wait a sec...!

Win win! She may accuse you of being anal, just take it in stride..

 

[bum]

There's a streak of genius in you, Liam.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

that's my quota for the year gone.

 

[bum]

You're lucky.

Mine typically ends out before January does.

 

[StalkingWilbur]

Win win! She may accuse you of being anal, just take it in stride..

I'm pretty sure there's a joke in there somewhere.

 

[philmud]

My scales are ****** and I only found out as I hit my boil. I had to eyeball my hop additions - my real fear is that it will be fugging amazing and I won't know how to replicate it! On a plus, I learned how to eyeball back in my weed years. Who said drugs are a waste?