First World Problems Thread

[maxim0200]

Coles?!? Are you feeling ok mate?
You should get them the 2KG pack from Aldi

 

[Liam_snorkel]

Birds are ******s
http://m.imgur.com/lhBiE

 

[nu_brew]

Yep. Bloody birds.

http://m.gifbin.com/985457


Sent from my iPhone using Aussie Home Brewer

 

[seamad]

We're on tank water and have about 30cm in each tank, so really need the rain...but.. started steeping some black grains for a black ipa last night, was planning on brewing today but i can't cause it's raining.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

30cm......heaps....unless its a small tank..

I feel your pain.....as a fellow tank user you do tend to get a bit excited when it rains

 

[Airgead]

30cm......heaps....unless its a small tank..

I feel your pain.....as a fellow tank user you do tend to get a bit excited when it rains

Yep. I know how you feel. Our 5000l tank was completely empty last week. We were contemplating having to use town water on the garden for the first time in 5 years. then it rained. 2 days solid rain and the tank is full again. Happy happy joy joy.

Also happy because I brew with the tank water and I can now make the Koelch I have been putting off because the tank was low.

Cheers
Dave

 

[seamad]

bloody sunny now and too late to start.

 

[Bridges]

Computer is off being fixed. Means I have to do this via my phone, as it's way to hard to get my work laptop from the van parked in the driveway.
Sent from my phone whilst i'm on the couch.

 

[WarmBeer]

Wife is out and kids are asleep.

And I can't even have a **** as there's an outside chance I might get lucky later tonight.

 

[GuyQLD]

The problem with the Internet being 90% porn is as follows: I've seen the other 10% already and now I'm bored.

 

[brentice]

The problem with porn is the laptop keeps getting viruses. I keep telling the misses its all the lardie dah stuff she looks up on google but i think she isn't buying it....Thats my first world problem
True story

 

[brentice]

My other problem is my post count is way low so i cant put my tag as "True story" it just says "Mini Mash. Again this is a true story

 

[spog]

Wife is out and kids are asleep.

And I can't even have a **** as there's an outside chance I might get lucky later tonight.

it's almost 12hours later. So.....

 

[WarmBeer]

it's almost 12hours later. So.....

If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all...

 

[brentice]

Every time i drink my home brewed beers of awesomeness my farts really stink.... True Story

 

[brentice]

I even made a point of firing up the dutch oven on the misses...... She swore at me lots and called me nasty names.... Again this is a true story

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

You may need to adjust the thermostat

 

[Bribie G]

I want some Camembert now but I can't be bothered to wait for it to warm up and go runny.

 

[GuyQLD]

Bribie I've got a gripe with you mate, the Camembert from Aldi is always under ripe and I'm too impatient to wait for it to ripen. Fix that for me will ya!

 

[brentice]

You may need to adjust the thermostat

my farts come out at around 32-40 degress. How do i adjust my thermostat, Do i need to eat salami and drink moonshine??? again i dont know if this is true i can only speculate....this may or may not be a true story