First World Problems Thread

[TasChris]

Started on a job today, as a hired hand, and there was suposed to be a third person to help. Basically the job is cabling in a full security system for our shiny new BCF. Its a priick of a job. Some company in Sydney are the subbies.

Bloke turned up fom Sydney late this arvo.

He has a brocken ******* thumb

Did he type the above post for you?

Cheers
Chris

 

[bum]

I can't apply the free Mavricks upgrade to my VM version of Mountain Lion.

 

[pk.sax]

I'm too drunk to get to the next beer.

 

[brettprevans]

I'm too drunk to get to the next beer.

pathetic. Thats a first world insult problem

 

[bum]

pathetic. Thats a first world insult problem

Unless he has to go buy it.

 

[Liam_snorkel]

FWP: lecture notes written in engrish.

 

[pk.sax]

Unless he has to go buy it.

Bought. Just too smash tired/drunk to get the next. C'mon Friday.

 

[bum]

FWP: lecture notes written in engrish.

Had a head tutor this semester who spoke only in 2nd-hand riddles.

Very technical subject.

Was BOSS.

 

[pk.sax]

Brother of sexy sister?

 

[bum]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boss%20%28slang%29

 

[Not For Horses]

When you open a popular online beer forum and have a popup and you have to go to all the effort of closing it. Damn you 1 or 2 extra seconds.

 

[Mardoo]

When you open a popular online beer forum and have a popup and you have to go to all the effort of closing it. Damn you 1 or 2 extra seconds.
Those .13 seconds add up, especially when you're driving!

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Even worse when skydiving

 

[Bribie G]

I bought lollies for the kids coming round tricking and treating, but none of them wanted to come in and see Uncle Warren doing his nude yoga.

 

[djar007]

Next I will be preparing a thanksgiving dinner and praying for an easy winter. Absurd.

 

[Bribie G]

Called SWMBO out into the yard just now to look at three enormous Black Cockatoos (note I didn't say enormous black cockies) who feed on the Banksias.

She wouldn't come out as she's watching a wildlife show.

 

[of mice and gods]

i'm bored

 

[pk.sax]

Fuckin bunnings changed the sizing of their pine boards. My keezer plans are in disarray, can't use 90x45s for filler. Might have to find a Clarke rubber or somefin that sell expaning foam.

Spewin. Fool. True story.

PS: got 2 sides cut larger than required. Would've to trim them down. Fukin life, end it. Get me another Heineken.

 

[Mardoo]

The pizza joint around the corner doesn't deliver

 

[petesbrew]

Yesterday some dickhead neighbour up the street put out his overflowing recycling bin on the kerb. Lid up at about 38degrees. paper and milk bottles all over the street.
I get his son's homework on my driveway. He can't spell for shit.

Come to think of it I should've corrected the spelling and put it in his letterbox. Damn! Why do I only think of these things now?