First World Problems Thread

[pk.sax]

Darn I forgot the cheese when I brought the beer over. Back to the fridge and another beer. Fvck

 

[Forever Wort]

Played terribly at badminton tonight. Rats.

 

[pk.sax]

OT: Dude, I wanna start playing again. Where is the club/what days?

 

[Forever Wort]

I play at ANU. There is no club there, we are just a bunch of guys who get together for social doubles. $10 to hire a court for an hour.

I have heard there is a decent competition set up down south though, somewhere in Tuggeranong.

 

[WarmBeer]

No Lagavulin at the Duty-Free at Melbourne airport. FML.

 

[pk.sax]

Cool. I'm not competitive. Will ask my buddy at work where the ANU courts are. Have to find a racquet... Forgot mine in Brissy when I moved
See you there sometime. Do you guys just SMS around or something?

 

[bum]

My favourite YouTube got deleted.

 

[Bribie G]

My cavalry in Age of Empires II HD need a kick up the arse. When I send them through an enemy's gate that has been conveniently opened by some dumb villager, the cavalry go the opposite way, wheel around in a poncy formation and only then rush the gate, by which time it's closed again.

Dickheads.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Started on a job today, as a hired hand, and there was suposed to be a third person to help. Basically the job is cabling in a full security system for our shiny new BCF. Its a priick of a job. Some company in Sydney are the subbies.

Bloke turned up fom Sydney late this arvo.

He has a brocken ******* thumb

 

[goomboogo]

Was he late because he hitch-hiked with a broken thumb?

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

No.....he drove....

Oh well...half a person is better than nono

 

[Bridges]

It keeps raining and I have to brew out side. The only days in the last few weeks it hasn't rained I've been at work...

 

[jyo]

My kids have too many toys and they can't decide what to do.

Poor little blighters.

 

[Bribie G]

I ran out of the Coles $5 mince that I feed the wild birds on, and had to give them pork and veal mince instead.

 

[pk.sax]

I can't decide between cooking and pizza tonight.

 

[bum]

Cook pizza?

 

[jyo]

Yeah, but he has to decide whether in the fan-forced oven or wood-fired pizza oven? That sucks.

 

[bum]

Shit. Sorry, PK. I swear I didn't know.

My thoughts are with you.

 

[pk.sax]

IK. Tragedy. I just ate a mango.

 

[eungaibitter1]

That's right. There's just not enough water