First World Problems Thread

[pk.sax]

Maybe you need to re-hydrate it first?

Wlp005 aka ringwood?!

Heh, I made a starter, couldn't hear the effin thing the first night because the yeast volcano pushed the airlock water out

 

[GrumpyPaul]

Is the dog eating your testicle a first world problem?

Dog eats paralysed man's testicle while he sleeps

Read more: http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/home-garden/dog-eats-paralysed-man8217s-testicle-while-he-sleeps/story-fngwib2y-1226689510173#ixzz2ah6ldCmC

True story....

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

I can see why he would have a problem with that

 

[WarmBeer]

Is the dog eating your testicle a first world problem?

Dog eats paralysed man's testicle while he sleeps

When it's your testicle it's a problem.

When it's somebody else's testicle, it's comedy gold.

 

[punkin]

****, just posted this in the off topic thread. Must have the same email circle.

 

[Edak]

How's this for FWP?

I have to wait to drink my case swap beers because of overseas holidays...

 

[GrumpyPaul]

Magistrate Simon Smart was told the complainant said he was awoken by his ex-wife performing fellatio on him.


Read more: http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/national/ex-wife-had-sex-without-consent-sa-man/story-e6frfku9-1226690264795#ixzz2amrbdOxB

and he complained????

Now thats a first world problem when your woken up like that

 

[Clutch]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-08-01/school-student-beats-officeworks-bags-policy/4859128

 

[Bridges]

PEBCAK everywhere for me, maybe it's the beer talking but the erudite, witty, clever posts that are in my head seem to be nonsensical drivel when I or any one else tries to read them later.

 

[thedragon]

A poor connection between the gas line and the disconnect means that what was yesterday a good bottle of gas is now useless.

The inconvenience of having to get the bottle refilled I can deal with. Having to buy beer from my off licence, which stocks only megaswill, really hurts.

Fark.

 

[bum]

My usual polling place isn't polling this election so instead of walking I have to drive.

Voting sober is going to be strange.

 

[dougsbrew]

So not 'polling' locally anymore. driving to a new 'polling' venue. i hear you..

 

[bum]

She's going away for work next week.

What else am I supposed to do?

 

[punkin]

Been spending so much time brewing and worrying about my brew lately. It's all come back in proportion for me though.

I walked past the missus, she was watching some singing and dancing **** she had recorded...

i was worrying about my efficiency when it caught my ear that i had bigger things to worry about.


Now all i'm worried about is if my rap's wack.

I don't even know how wack my rap should be? And if it should be a restrained wack or an exuberant wack...And then again, how rap should my wack be?

Maybe i should start a thread on it?


SoManyThingsToWorryAboutPunkin

 

[bum]

Relax. There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that the wackness of your rap is so great that it cannot even be quantified.

 

[punkin]

I'd be happy with an average wack.

 

[bum]

No can do, I'm afraid.

Even your wackness is wack.

 

[punkin]

See there you go. I wouldn't know where to start to assess it, but you have it all nailed.

 

[bum]

That's because I am ill.

[EDIT: And you are wack]

 

[punkin]

That's because I am ill.

[EDIT: And you are wack]

missing part of that sentence? Ill-mannered? Ill-behaved? Ill-adjusted?