First World Problems Thread

[punkin]

I get 18kg bottles for $40. I negotiated with my local gas company.

 

[Dave70]

1000 flyby points wouldnt even buy an empty box of matches

Is that some kind of riddle, like the sound of one hand clapping?

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

A 2nd hand joke

 

[thedragon]

Supagas, about $28 for a 9kg bottle home delivered. It's a little more expensive, but I put an empty bottle on the doorstep in the morning and have a full one when I get home.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

i have a hole in my sock.....annoying as my toe keeps poking thru it

 

[431neb]

Thats nothing.. I forgot I had a leftover homemade hamburger in the fridge from dinner last night and took ****** macaroni and cheese to work..

I love that ****** macaroni and cheese. I think it's got all the chemicals that Dave listed, that's why it's so good.

 

[Donske]

I have one room in my house that holds a steady 18-19 degrees, I had a thought the other day that this one room that holds a steady 18-19 degrees would be perfect to ferment some pale ales at ambiant temps, I was right, the yeast are having a field day.

Now, I realise that does not sound like a problem, the thing is though...

That one room that holds a steady 18-19 degrees is my ******* bedroom and the airlock is ******* noisy when I am trying to get to sleep, the ******* thing kept me up for 2 ******* hours last night which completely ruined my sleep schedule and lead to an even shittier Monday than normal.

 

[WarmBeer]

I have one room in my house that holds a steady 18-19 degrees, I had a thought the other day that this one room that holds a steady 18-19 degrees would be perfect to ferment some pale ales at ambiant temps, I was right, the yeast are having a field day.

Now, I realise that does not sound like a problem, the thing is though...

That one room that holds a steady 18-19 degrees is my ******* bedroom and the airlock is ******* noisy when I am trying to get to sleep, the ******* thing kept me up for 2 ******* hours last night which completely ruined my sleep schedule and lead to an even shittier Monday than normal.

Gladwrap.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

And if you have ever watched Bad Boy Bubby you will fully understand the gladwrap concept

 

[punkin]

Guessing single guy.

 

[bullsneck]

I have a nasal infection and am on antibiotics. Here's the kicker... I'm holidaying in Belgium. Can't taste a flipping thing.

 

[pk.sax]

Whoops.

Btw, my airlock isn't bubbling. Yeast went through it like a rocket and volcanoed all day yesterday.

 

[pk.sax]

I have one room in my house that holds a steady 18-19 degrees, I had a thought the other day that this one room that holds a steady 18-19 degrees would be perfect to ferment some pale ales at ambiant temps, I was right, the yeast are having a field day. Now, I realise that does not sound like a problem, the thing is though... That one room that holds a steady 18-19 degrees is my ******* bedroom and the airlock is ******* noisy when I am trying to get to sleep, the ******* thing kept me up for 2 ******* hours last night which completely ruined my sleep schedule and lead to an even shittier Monday than normal.

Now that mine is dpi g the same. FU blooping airlock.
It's loud.

 

[WarmBeer]

Now that mine is dpi g the same. FU blooping airlock.
It's loud.

Maybe you need to re-hydrate it first?

 

[bum]

The fun threads aren't fun anymore.

 

[Dave70]

The fun threads aren't fun anymore.

Cheer up buckaroo, here, listen to this.
The other day I was having a nice chat with my 95 year old nan on the work phone and accidently referred to my cousin as a funny ****. I think I saved it with a quick cough and rapid subject change.
Not really a first world problem so much as a self censorship issue.

I was however using a new Cisco Systems phone supplied as part of the NBN rollout, so it kind of was.

Feel better?

 

[bum]

I lolled irl.

Legit.

 

[WarmBeer]

The fun threads aren't fun anymore.

Have no fear. Cocko will be back in approx 16 hours.

 

[mwd]

Don't you just hate it when you have to get two pairs of glasses to read the cooking instructions on the back of supermarket food.

 

[Florian]

Have no fear. Cocko will be back in approx 16 hours.

Well, I'm not hanging around till midnight today...