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Continuing Jokes Thread

Discussion in 'Humour & Jokes' started by Bribie G, 19/2/09.

 

  1. Bushbear

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    Posted 10/9/19
    “We’re looking for a Treasurer for the Xmas fund”, said Paddy.
    “Didn’t you take on a new one last month?” said Murphy.
    “That’s the one we’re looking for”, Paddy replied
     
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    Posted 10/9/19
    I was pulled over last night and the officer asked me if I had a police record.

    I told him “no but I have a couple albums by Sting.
     
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    Posted 13/10/19
    Love this one with the kids in the car . . .

    'Reversing . . . Ahh, this takes me back'
     
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    Posted 17/10/19
    Another one for the car.
    I going to try something in a minute, Iv'e seen it done in a cartoon but I think I can do it.
     
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    Posted 25/10/19
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    Posted 7/11/19
    another funny Screenshot_20191108-075422_Photos.jpeg
     
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    Posted 22/11/19
    Waitress: Sees that dad hasn't eaten all his food 'Do you want a box for that?'

    Dad: 'No, but I'll wrestle ya for it!'"
     
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    Posted 22/11/19
    Yesterday, a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships...

    Apparently 'In HD' wasn't the correct answer!
     
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    Posted 7/12/19 at 4:42 AM
    My wife packed my bags and said "GET OUT!!!". As I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
     
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    Posted 7/12/19 at 5:41 AM

    'Still Game' top comedy show from Scotland well worth watching, sadly ended now.
     
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    Posted 8/12/19 at 8:23 PM
    What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

    I wouldn't pay to have a lentil on my face.
     
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