A grope among the gum trees.

[Dave70]

My wife sent me a pic from our local shopping place the other day of old Don accompanied with 'guess who'.
I said 'you should have gone up taken a selfie with him'.
Now I'm kinda glad she didn't..

http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...s/news-story/1c24e108f10c198fe454afecbbbc204a

 

[Grott]

Great title for thread Dave. A grope.......haha. Had a good chuckle.

 

[wynnum1]

Not going to be good for channel 9 considering comments from previous management what sort of grubs are they looks like all that counts is making money.

 

[Andy_27]

Love the title!

 

[DU99]

have we forgot about rolf harris

 

[Bribie G]

Give me grope among the gum trees
With lots of bum please
A peek or two and a ......

Having problems completing third line, suggestions?

 

[Grott]

“A peek or two and a ........” root will do

 

[mtb]

Give me grope among the gum trees
With lots of bum please
A peek or two and a threat for you
Be sure to watch your back,
I'll "s**t right down your throat",
In Burke's Backyard (need sexually predatory substitution for Backyard)

 

[mtb]

She also alleged he once told her “if anything goes wrong on this trip I’m going to rip your f***ing head off, and s*** down your throat”, causing her to physically vomit.
.. I'm pretty sure ol' Burkie quoted Duke Nukem there.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Love the way she was giving that thing a good old rub...looks like she has done it many times before

 

[wereprawn]

Give me grope among the gum trees
With lots of bum please
A peek or two and a ......

Having problems completing third line, suggestions?

**** dungeon out the back.
Fly down at the front,
And the old **** in hand.

 

[Dave70]

Give me grope among the gum trees
With lots of bum please
A peek or two and a ......

Having problems completing third line, suggestions?

I've got one, inspired by this chap.
That I'll keep to myself..

 

[wynnum1]

Give me grope among the gum trees
With lots of bum please
A peek or two and a ......

Having problems completing third line, suggestions?

A root or two sheep or kangaroo.

 

[evoo4u]

Give me grope among the gum trees
With lots of bum please

With comments lewd I can be quite crude
Bring grown-up girls to tears
Been doin' it for years
Here in Burke's backyard.

 

[GregMeady]

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[TSMill]

With posts like the above and similar stuff on other threads you don't have to have a degree in rocket science to know why there are very few if any female members/posters on this forum

Wobbly

 

[wobbly]

Re the above post Couldn't have put it better myself

Don't mind a bit oif humor but have no time for those that prey on little kids or the vunerable

However this reported stuff by ABC/Fairfax making unsubstantiated claims is just plain wrong. Trial by social media

Cheers

Wobbly

 

[Feldon]

The accused speaks..

 

[Black Devil Dog]

I remember way back when Burkes Backyard was at the height of its popularity, it was the morning after the Logies and one of the breakfast TV shows was reporting on it.
The Logies after party must have got pretty messy and on several occasions one of the females on the breakfast TV show raised the question "what was Don Burke doing in the womens toilet?"

 

[SeeFar]

With posts like the above and similar stuff on other threads you don't have to have a degree in rocket science to know why there are very few if any female members/posters on this forum

Wobbly

I'm pretty new around here so don't want to stick my neck out too far but I guess you've got to do it when it counts.

Bump Wobbly's words.