5.2 Ph Stabilizer In Mash

[speedie]

Nick b

Big phuckin deal

You hide behind a vile of mystery ,you slander with jay abandoned

You are probably a good aussie hopefully

But your attitude is phucked

Post positive feed back, feel the vibe

What do you get out of posting wallop

Drunk, stoned, cyco and straight

I know bullshit from clay

That out of the way whats your take on 5.2 duded!

 

[bum]

You hide behind a vile of mystery ,you slander with jay abandoned

Poor Jay.

No wonder his attitude is so bad.

 

[speedie]

maybe one day we will all get to drink together

 

[jyo]

Nick b

Big phuckin deal

You hide behind a vile of mystery ,you slander with jay abandoned

You are probably a good aussie hopefully

But your attitude is phucked

Post positive feed back, feel the vibe

What do you get out of posting wallop

Drunk, stoned, cyco and straight

I know bullshit from clay

That out of the way whats your take on 5.2 duded!

Is this meant to be a poem?

 

[JestersDarts]

I tried reading it like that - but it didnt rhyme, and it irritated me.

So maybe it is Lyrics to some sort of Hip-Hop.

 

[NickB]

Nick b

Big phuckin deal

You hide behind a vile of mystery ,you slander with jay abandoned

You are probably a good aussie hopefully

But your attitude is phucked

Post positive feed back, feel the vibe

What do you get out of posting wallop

Drunk, stoned, cyco and straight

I know bullshit from clay

That out of the way whats your take on 5.2 duded!

Mate, if you had a 'phucking' clue, you'd see myself and most others who have posted in this thread post nothing but positive posts and give advice where we can (when we know what we're talking about).

I feel embarrassed that I've been suckered in by such clear Trolling, but cannot stand your attitude, and quite frankly, what you and a few other new members (not saying all new members are doing things like this - far from it) have done to this amazing forum.

Grow up, have a damn hard look at yourself, and (although I'm sure it's hard for you) - think. We're all here to learn, we need people to ask sensible questions, and most importantly we need the people with the knowledge to take the time to share it with us.

Constant de-railing of posts with your inane comments, ridiculous 'poems' and personal attacks is NOT a way to endear yourself to a new forum.

I'm not going to say you know nothing, because despite what I suspect, I have no proof. I will say however, you need to change your attitude quick smart.

In short, shape up or 'phuck' off. Mate.

 

[bignath]

Nick b

Big phuckin deal

You hide behind a vile of mystery ,you slander with jay abandoned

You are probably a good aussie hopefully

But your attitude is phucked

Post positive feed back, feel the vibe

What do you get out of posting wallop

Drunk, stoned, cyco and straight

I know bullshit from clay

That out of the way whats your take on 5.2 duded!

This is kind of like when you get an email from someone in Asian country who is battling to remain in control of our English linguistic system, and you are left staring at the computer screen in disbelief trying to fill in the blanks like it's some kind of cryptic message...

I reckon someone should start a thread titled: "Speedies Greatest Hits"...

Yo Speedie, Peace Out Wigga!

 

[Bribie G]

I prefer the Haiku style:

Furious enzymes
surrendering mash
Storks in the sky at sunset

 

[RobW]

I reckon he puts it through the Google translator into Japanese then back into English

 

[QldKev]

I reckon he puts it through the Google translator into Japanese then back into English

ROFLMAO

 

[JestersDarts]

Nick b

Big phuckin deal

You hide behind a vile of mystery ,you slander with jay abandoned

You are probably a good aussie hopefully

But your attitude is phucked

Post positive feed back, feel the vibe

What do you get out of posting wallop

Drunk, stoned, cyco and straight

I know bullshit from clay

That out of the way whats your take on 5.2 duded!

I have copied this to my computer... Ive read it about 10 times now and it still cracks me up!

 

[bignath]

I prefer the Haiku style:

Furious enzymes
surrendering mash
Storks in the sky at sunset

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Jesus Bribie that's some beautiful stuff right there. You should work for Hallmark! :icon_cheers:

 

[drsmurto]

I tried reading it like that - but it didnt rhyme, and it irritated me.

So maybe it is Lyrics to some sort of Hip-Hop.

I prefer the Haiku style:

Furious enzymes
surrendering mash
Storks in the sky at sunset

View attachment 42518

I was going to suggest breaking the fast ones last post down into a series of Haikus. It might make more sense then.

I did say might.

 

[jonocarroll]

Nick b

Big phuckin deal

You hide behind a vile of mystery ,you slander with jay abandoned

You are probably a good aussie hopefully

But your attitude is phucked

Post positive feed back, feel the vibe

What do you get out of posting wallop

Drunk, stoned, cyco and straight

I know bullshit from clay

That out of the way whats your take on 5.2 duded!

Look speedie, I know you think you're raking everyone's brains here, but low and behold, for all intensive porpoises you're rain of terroir needs to be served its just desserts. You are reeking havoc all over this forum, and we are all waiting on tender hooks for you to tow the line - you don't really have free reign here. Hey, it's a doggie dog world out there, and to be honest, people could care less about what you have to say.

You only have yourself to blamed.

 

[JestersDarts]

I was going to suggest breaking the fast ones last post down into a series of Haikus. It might make more sense then.

I did say might.

Behind vile mystery,
Drunk, Stoned, cyco, straight.
But your attitude is phucked.

 

[bum]

Look speedie, I know you think you're raking everyone's brains here, but low and behold, for all intensive porpoises you're rain of terroir needs to be served its just desserts. You are reeking havoc all over this forum, and we are all waiting on tender hooks for you to tow the line - you don't really have free reign here. Hey, it's a doggie dog world out there, and to be honest, people could care less about what you have to say.

You only have yourself to blamed.

This all goes well for lols in my immediate future.

 

[hoppinmad]

Nick b

Big phuckin deal

You hide behind a vile of mystery ,you slander with jay abandoned

You are probably a good aussie hopefully

But your attitude is phucked

Post positive feed back, feel the vibe

What do you get out of posting wallop

Drunk, stoned, cyco and straight

I know bullshit from clay

That out of the way whats your take on 5.2 duded!

ǝıpǝǝds ooʇ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʇıɹʍ oʇ ʇoƃɹoɟ noʎ

 

[earle]

I think I may have discovered a correlation between phucked attitude and fermenter size. The more phucked your attitude the bigger fermenter you need to keep your 'friends' around.

 

[argon]

Hey, it's a doggie dog world out there,

oh man this i by far my favourite bit :lol: :lol:

 

[pcmfisher]

Yes, seems like a translation from another language.

I wonder which one..........