You Know You're A Homebrewer If . . .

[eungaibitter1]

Haha!Brilliant.

 

[law-of-ohms]

Oh good, she has gone out for a few hours..... lol

 

[Dan Pratt]

That is fn hilarious. Literally laugh out loud.

 

[bradsbrew]

Oh good, she has gone out for a few hours..... lol

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How'd you go. Does the dishwasher cope with that many bottles.

 

[recharge]

Your at the communal kitchen at a caravan park an the only one rinsing their bottles.

Rich

 

[law-of-ohms]

worked great, I only use the dish washer as a 'mechanical' use bottle tree top sqwerky thingy to sterilize after that.

I figure it can't hurt to to an extra wash.

 

[contrarian]

You've ever experienced mash paddle envy.

 

[Moad]

You know you're a homebrewer when you decide to get chickens thinking you can then decrease your apparent per batch expenditure by deducting the grain derived eggs thus lowering your net cost/L

Now, to get it passed SWMBO

I am literally in the process of procuring some chickens for this reason!

 

[Linford]

Ya kegs are empty and ya spewin ya gotta hit the bottle shop with a million tourists dropping in to your little piece of paradise.

 

[Mardoo]

...you need your wife to get stainless steel lingerie before the wood will arrive.

 

[Lord Raja Goomba I]

Thinking about chooks myself (and the overpriced eggs in Tassie).

You know you're a homebrewer when..... you're kids experience lupulin threshold shift before they're legally allowed to drink.

Or.... your toddler keeps dipping their finger in your 100 IBU hop bomb and going "mmmmm".

 

[fletcher]

...when you take a leak into a 'caroma' branded toilet, and start thinking about what beer you'd like to use caraaroma in

 

[Not For Horses]

When, back in uni days, you'd leave a party with more bottles than you went there with

 

[Rambo]

When, back in uni days, you'd leave a party with more bottles than you went there with

And you convince your friends at the bottlo before the party that it will be cheaper for them to drink long necks.

 

[meathead]

When you get home from holiday and the first thing you do is make sure the fermentation fridge is bang on 18

 

[AlwayzLoozeCount]

When you flick through the free to air TV channels and read ishoptv as "is hop tv".

 

[wide eyed and legless]

I am literally in the process of procuring some chickens for this reason!

Chickens, that's one thing my wife will not let me have, anything else is fine, she has mentioned a couple of times that the beer gets better treatment than she does, and its kept cooler than she is in its cool room.
But for all this she still regards me as some sort of Greek God, she calls me her Nemesis, bless her.

 

[Mardoo]

Solve both problems and keep her in the cool room.

 

[wide eyed and legless]

I wouldn't dare do that, I have once before found a shirt in the fermenter.

 

[Ditchnbeer]

...you wander into a bottle shop and walk out 20 mins later empty handed.

...you refuse to drink out of stubbies 'cos you can't see the beer, with the accompanying "I gotta see it" [at this point wife shakes head]...