You Know You're A Homebrewer If . . .

[Ditchnbeer]

...your mates answer your call within 2 rings cos they know your likely to say "I need some help finishing off some kegs of beer".

 

[Danwood]

I'm not sure if it's been said before here somewhere, but....

If I'm transporting a keg in the car, it doesn't go in the boot...****, no !!
It gets a seat in the back with 2 seat belts stretched around it and buckled up. We don't want that sediment stirred up !

 

[Barge]

... you see Lael's controller in Saturday morning cartoons.

 

[Camo6]

...you're fermentation fridge, crash chiller and keg fridge are well balanced and compliment each other.