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Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a
dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the
boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping
that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the
amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie
however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard
three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out,
"Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!"

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the
entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness
on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their
circumstances.

Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick!
Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."



One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee
were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon,
when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, lets play Wee wee chu."
"Oh no not now, lets look at the moon," said Jung Lee.
"Oh c'mon baby lets you and I play Wee wee chu. I love you and it's the
perfect time", Huan Cho begged.
"But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon."
"Please Jung Lee, just once play Wee wee chu with me?"
June Lee looked at Huan Cho and said, "Ok we'll play Wee wee chu." Huan
Cho grabbed his guitar and they both sang
"Wee wee chu a Merry Christmas, wee wee chu a Merry Christmas wee wee
chu a Merry Christmas and a happy new year."

To you all
cheers nm
 

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