Too Old For Ahb?

[Ducatiboy stu]

ENOUGH.... no more old farts

 

[Paul H]

At the risk of being moderated.

There's that joke about an old bull & a young bull standing on a mountain looking down on a herd of cows & the young bull turns to the older & says "why don't we run down the hill & F#$k one of those cows". The older & wiser bull says "son let's walk down & F#$k all of them.."

Cheers

Paul

 

[clarkey7]

At the risk of being moderated.

There's that joke about an old bull & a young bull standing on a mountain looking down on a herd of cows & the young bull turns to the older & says "why don't we run down the hill & F#$k one of those cows". The older & wiser bull says "son let's walk down & F#$k all of them.."

Cheers

Paul

Lucky we didn't see you in action at the Port Office Paul

PB

 

[DU99]

Do you know the four signs of growing old?
1. Forgetting names,
2. Forgetting faces,
3. Forgetting to zip up,
4. Forgetting to zip down

 

[Paul H]

Lucky we didn't see you in action at the Port Office Paul

PB

I wish Dave , why is it that every generation of man remarks "they didn't make em like that when I was younger". Is it that we don't pay enough attention to women when we were younger or just evolution?

Cheers

Paul

 

[ratchie]

Do you know the four signs of growing old?
1. Forgetting names,
2. Forgetting faces,
3. Forgetting to zip up,
4. Forgetting to zip down

5.Never walk past a toilet
6.Never trust a fart,
7.Never waste an erection even when you are by yourself.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

 

[BobtheBrewer]

Old farts post American email forwards on Australian websites because they're geriatric

Good to hear, now I know I'm not old.

 

[BobtheBrewer]

Another old fart labelled "not a team player"

And he should be proud of it!

 

[Tony]

Id rather be around old farts than fresh turds any day these days!

You aint going anywhere old boy...... i will drink to that!

cheers

 

[jonocarroll]

5.Never walk past a toilet
6.Never trust a fart,
7.Never waste an erection even when you are by yourself.

8. When your semi-annual hard-on becomes an annual semi.

There are "old people" on the internet? I thought that just meant people who used telnet. Crazy.

 

[Effect]

At the risk of being moderated.

There's that joke about an old bull & a young bull standing on a mountain looking down on a herd of cows & the young bull turns to the older & says "why don't we run down the hill & F#$k one of those cows". The older & wiser bull says "son let's walk down & F#$k all of them.."

Cheers

Paul

Junior from the sopranos said that, well that is the only time I have heard it...good little saying