The Wedding Test

[SJW]

> > THE WEDDING TEST
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> > My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to
> >get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged
> >me. My girlfriend? She as a dream! There was only one thing bothering me.
> >That one thing was her younger sister.
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> > My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
> >miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near
> >me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
> >deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
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> >
> > One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
> >wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and whispered to me
that
> >soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that
she
> >could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that
> >she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and
committed
> >my life to her sister.
> >
> >
> >
> > I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going
> >upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up
> >and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the

> >stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw
> >them down the stairs at me.
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> >
> > I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
> >door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight
> >toward my car.
> >
> >
> >
> > My future father-in-law was standing outside with tears in his eyes. He
> >hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little
> >test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
> >family!"
> >
> >
> >
> > The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
> >

 

[Tallgum]

Hey thats preety good,did you hear this one.
A bloke is playing a golf on a course he hasnt played before, on the fourth hole he slices the ball way out in the scrub in a sand depression, being a stricker to the rules he goes to play it as it lies, as he sets up he realises he is in quick sand and is slowly sinking so he sees another golfer and asked him to come over and help to pull him out,the other golfer gives him a wink and says give me a kiss and I will think about it, he tells him " piss off you poofter", as he is slowly sinking he calls over another golfer walking down the fairway and baisically gets the same request,mutters to himself this place is full of poofters. A few minutes later he stars to panic so he calls over this golfer walking past wearing a pink shirt and tight shorts,says mate im in trouble here help get me out and I will give you a big kiss, the bloke pulls out his 7 iron and hits him over the head and says,"thats the trouble with this golf club, too many poofters.