The Navy Pilot And The Radical New Watch

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A Navy fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at
his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date
running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was
just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
about it?

He explains," It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well", explains the pilot, "it says you're not wearing any panties....

" The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken, because I am
wearing panties!"

The pilot taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
JM, this is a recipe for what? Forum chaos? Please post jokes in the appropriate forum. Siphoning this to Humour & Jokes.
The web Nazi has caught another one !

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