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Now before I cop a bollucking, these were sent to me from a woman......

Just so you know I didnt make them up me'self.

I guess the Editors will change things if they think these are out of order here...

Brave Men Jokes

What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of
Perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next,
fatty."

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Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is
lying in bed reading.

Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks, "What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to Sydney. I heard prostitutes there get paid
$400 for doing what I do for you for free". Later that night, on her
way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing
his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm
coming too, I want to see how you live on $800 a year".

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

* 2 litres of low fat milk
* a carton of eggs
* 2 litres of orange juice
* a head of lettuce
* half a dozen tomatoes
* a 500g jar of coffee
* a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She
looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to
her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said,
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did
you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cos' you're ugly."
:ph34r:
 
This one should fit in here too......

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in
Dublin.

She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed
to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will
buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at
the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the
counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar
and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me,
Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has
got to be a ballerina!"
 
Aaaaaah hahahahahahahah!

Oh Geez. Just getting my breath back.

Thats a cracker Linz.

What is the saying....RAOTFLOL..... or more appropriatly RAOTFLMTO.

cheers

ATOMT :D
 
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