Show Us Ya Best Bum-screen Shot?

[rotten]

close relative

 

[freezkat]

close relative

nifty ischial callosities

 

[Jay Cee]

nifty ischial callosities

This yank really knows his monkey bums.

 

[Ivan Other One]

31 Ways To Open A Beer Without A Bottle Opener by bum


I wonder if this is one of the methods used in the book????

 

[Aydos]

Haha you beat me to it! I checked this thread to see if anyone had already posted it.

 

[marksfish]

31 Ways To Open A Beer Without A Bottle Opener by bum
it was worth doing twice!

 

[johnw]

 

[punkin]

I win

 

[bum]

How? There isn't even a joke there unless you omit even more words.

 

[punkin]

I didn't omit any words. That's how it came up on the homepage menu screen. I just used the snip to capture it.

 

[bum]

Read my post again. I didn't accuse you of anything (save, perhaps, hoping too hard).

 

[punkin]

Sure.

 

[bum]

You forgot to sign your post, Doesn'tUnderstandGeneralisedPersonalPronounsPunkin.

ActuallyAccusingYouOfSomethingNowBum.

 

[punkin]

Sure, if you want to keep going, i don't know what generalised personal pronouns are. High school wasn't my thing.

How? There isn't even a joke there unless you omit even more words

I took this to be saying i had omitted words in the first place. If that's an incorrect way of reading your statement then so be it. You can keep on feeling big about little things.





YouWinAllRoundCollectYourSherrifsBadgePunkin

 

[Liam_snorkel]

Why don't you two just touch each others dicks already.

 

[bum]

Making sense isn't a "little thing", Punkin.

The "joke" you "won" the thread with requires one (does this word work better for you?) to elect to not read a specific word. In a thread largely composed of posts hoping the presence of the word "bum" might get a laugh yours is the most egregious. Oh, is that what you meant by winning?

Besides, playing that high school card is ******** and weak. Using the collective or generalised form of "you" is something that occurs in everyday language across all socio-economic groups. You don't get to paint me as some elitist just because you don't understand a simple phrase.

 

[WarmBeer]

C'mon, more, more, faster!

 

[bum]

C'mon, more, more, faster!

Sorry, WarmBeer. We're not actually going to touch dicks.

 

[Malted]

h34r:

 

[WarmBeer]