Show Us Ya Best Bum-screen Shot?

[rotten]

close relative

 

[freezkat]

close relative

nifty ischial callosities

 

[Jay Cee]

nifty ischial callosities

This yank really knows his monkey bums.

 

[Ivan Other One]

31 Ways To Open A Beer Without A Bottle Opener by bum


I wonder if this is one of the methods used in the book????

 

[Aydos]

Haha you beat me to it! I checked this thread to see if anyone had already posted it.

 

[marksfish]

31 Ways To Open A Beer Without A Bottle Opener by bum
it was worth doing twice!

 

[johnw]

 

[punkin]

I win

 

[bum]

How? There isn't even a joke there unless you omit even more words.

 

[punkin]

I didn't omit any words. That's how it came up on the homepage menu screen. I just used the snip to capture it.

 

[bum]

Read my post again. I didn't accuse you of anything (save, perhaps, hoping too hard).

 

[punkin]

Sure.

 

[bum]

You forgot to sign your post, Doesn'tUnderstandGeneralisedPersonalPronounsPunkin.

ActuallyAccusingYouOfSomethingNowBum.

 

[punkin]

Sure, if you want to keep going, i don't know what generalised personal pronouns are. High school wasn't my thing.

How? There isn't even a joke there unless you omit even more words

I took this to be saying i had omitted words in the first place. If that's an incorrect way of reading your statement then so be it. You can keep on feeling big about little things.





YouWinAllRoundCollectYourSherrifsBadgePunkin

 

[Liam_snorkel]

Why don't you two just touch each others dicks already.

 

[bum]

Making sense isn't a "little thing", Punkin.

The "joke" you "won" the thread with requires one (does this word work better for you?) to elect to not read a specific word. In a thread largely composed of posts hoping the presence of the word "bum" might get a laugh yours is the most egregious. Oh, is that what you meant by winning?

Besides, playing that high school card is bullshit and weak. Using the collective or generalised form of "you" is something that occurs in everyday language across all socio-economic groups. You don't get to paint me as some elitist just because you don't understand a simple phrase.

 

[WarmBeer]

C'mon, more, more, faster!

 

[bum]

C'mon, more, more, faster!

Sorry, WarmBeer. We're not actually going to touch dicks.

 

[Malted]

h34r:

 

[WarmBeer]