Quick visit to the doc

[Airgead]

Wank? Scottish dialect is Wank?

Saying that to a Scotsman is just asking for his head to be rapidly and forcefully introduced to yours. Teeth may or may not be involved...

Hey.. you.. jimmy...can your mother sew...

 

[wide eyed and legless]

The rich kids called it a Right Royal Bank in Paisley.

 

[doctr-dan]

When I was in my late teens I left for work one dark and foggy winters morning driving a rodeo, less than a few minutes into the trip BANG......
I ran up the back of another test back ute parked in the middle of the pacific highway with no lights on in the dark.
Crushed the steering wheel with my chest and out my head through the windscreen yes I did have a seat belt on.
Off to the hospital I went, broken ribs and a few hours of nurses picking out glass from my forehead.
6 months later I wiped my sweaty brow and felt a prick, hmm eventually got home to a mirror and saw the glisten of a piece of glass.
I ended up pulling a 20mm shard of glass that was straight back in my forehead!
Good times

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Thas noor how ya muck poridge

 

[shaunous]

Saying that to a Scotsman is just asking for his head to be rapidly and forcefully introduced to yours. Teeth may or may not be involved...

Hey.. you.. jimmy...can your mother sew...

Lucky we ain't in Glasgow.

BIG SPLINTER!

 

[shaunous]

Thas noor how ya muck poridge

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