sqyre
Bee & Thistle Brewery
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Was chatting to Mr Sqyre last night and we were talking about the swap.
I told Brucey I'd travel the continent as long as I was guaranteed some sort of sexual release that didn't involve a goat, a pig, a PET bottle or InCider's sister (only because that is always a false promise.)
Before Brucey could answer, Mrs Sqyre said, "Yeah, I'll do it but I will be really fat thanks to Pat getting me up the duff while you guys were at the last Swap."
No offence Mrs Sqyre and many thanks for your consideration but I'd hate to see the pig (I prefer lamb) getting neglected for what would be at least six hours on the Swap night. You understand. Mind you, I suppose I could come early (Shit! Can't find the emoticons!)
Haven't any of you brewers got sisters or sisters-in-law?
(Great to see the post count already approaching 300)
Pat
I know...i know... its a huge painfull sacrafice to make... and a lot of people may find it disgusting...
But if we can all just grit our teeth and put up with Pat for the night i can get Mrs Sqyre out of my hair for 10 minutes..
(if he can last that long...)
Welcome Back Pat... :icon_chickcheers:
Sqyre...