Qld Xmas Case '06

[PistolPatch]

Geez 14 pages, this is like War and Peace a real epic.

We should check out the other states' threads to see how many posts they have done. If we have the most, we can say we are the funniest. If the least, we can say we are the most efficient :blink:

Sqyre you haven't rubbed anyone up the wrong way with your list-fiddling. Sometimes people write short posts which makes them sound short but they're not. I don't think any of us, apart from Frogman, are capable of keeping up with your graphics though - lol.

Mate, you keep telling me that your bar is not as big as it looks. (Screwtop used to get this all the time from his old girlfriend, Rhonda). It looks 'ken huge to me. (This was Screwtop's constant response). So we have an idea, how many kms by how many kms is that bar/shed of yours?

Cheers
Pat

 

[sqyre]

Pat, Admitedly it is pretty BIG...and the sheds not a bad size either..

To be honest it aint as big as it looks. 60 square meters inside..6m x 10m

with a 6 x 4.5m veranda.

Hopefully i can SQUEEZE everyone in.... :unsure:

 

[Screwtop]

So here is a sneak peak of where i'm up to with the bar. (please excuse the flat looking beer in the pic as the cook washed my glasses in the dishwasher with the pots and pans )

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Gee Sqyre, that place of yours will look great with us all over it :lol: :lol:

 

[TidalPete]

I'm starting to wonder about some of us in my locality?
First Rhonda (Who, as your ex Pistol, is way too nice for you), then Spindle (My neighbour, who a certain AHB member saw bending over in short shorts :beerbang: ). Spindle would chew us all up & Squire's Goat as well twice over, then spit us out & laugh.
Not harder than nails, harder than tungston or diamond for that matter. Forget Spindle if you want to live?
I am going to ignore those 'Turtle' remarks (That's you & Coodgee, Batz). Get a life. You will be old one day (if you're lucky?) :lol:

:beer:

 

[Batz]

I'm starting to wonder about some of us in my locality?
First Rhonda (Who, as your ex Pistol, is way too nice for you), then Spindle (My neighbour, who a certain AHB member saw bending over in short shorts . Spindle would chew us all up & Squire's Goat as well twice over, then spit us out & laugh.
Not harder than nails, harder than tungston or diamond for that matter. Forget Spindle if you want to live?
I am going to ignore those 'Turtle' remarks (That's you & Coodgee, Batz). Get a life. You will be old one day (if you're lucky?)
:beer:

Grumpy old scum bag :lol:
Grab ya walker and.....take a walk ! :lol:

Batz

 

[AndrewQLD]

Hell Sqyre, that is one REALLY good looking bar, I am going to be severely pissed if I miss this.


Cheers
Andrew

 

[Coodgee]

I am going to be severely pissed if I miss this.

I think you'll be severely pissed either way mate

 

[InCider]

Tidalpete - you and I look like father and son. Why don't you speak up for my sister, your daughter?

My sister also has a sheep who will be coming 'ahem' to the swap. If there are any Kiwis, I'll tell you now that the locals get first go!

:blink:
InCider.

PS I need a photo of Spindle.

 

[PistolPatch]

We should check out the other states' threads to see how many posts they have done. If we have the most, we can say we are the funniest. If the least, we can say we are the most efficient :blink:

Latest State Case Swap Stats....

QLD Xmas Case '06 = 207
Vic Xmas Anytime Case = 170
2006 NSW Xmas Case = 167
SA Xmas Case Swap = 119
Sandgropers (WA) Xmas Case = 98

Uh oh boys! Looks like we are not the most efficient but definitely the funniest. Mind you next year, when I move to WA I'll be saying, 'We are the funniest - per capita.'

I'm so fickle.

Looks like Browndog took my comments to heart - he deleted his Dick InCider post - crack up!

 

[InCider]

Uh oh boys! Looks like we are not the most efficient but definitely the funniest. Mind you next year, when I move to WA I'll be saying, 'We are the funniest - per capita.'

I'm so fickle.

Looks like Browndog took my comments to heart - he deleted his Dick InCider post - crack up!

He did too! I'm still bringing "Uppin' Cider" to the case swap.

And a sheep. :wub:

 

[Batz]

Looks like Browndog took my comments to heart - he deleted his Dick InCider post - crack up!

I deleted it
Sorry moderator stepping in,you know how prim and proper I am Pat

Batz

 

[AndrewQLD]

Looks like Browndog took my comments to heart - he deleted his Dick InCider post - crack up!

I deleted it
Sorry moderator stepping in,you know how prim and proper I am Pat

Batz

ROTFL :lol: :lol: :lol:
you crack me up

Cheers
Andrew

 

[TidalPete]

Looks like Browndog took my comments to heart - he deleted his Dick InCider post - crack up!

I deleted it
Sorry moderator stepping in,you know how prim and proper I am Pat

Batz

Uh oh boys! Looks like we are not the most efficient but definitely the funniest. Mind you next year, when I move to WA I'll be saying, 'We are the funniest - per capita.'

Not funny a lot of the time. Just plain unfunny. h34r: Grumpy old bloke that I am.
Let's just keep it clean.

:beer:

 

[PistolPatch]

What a crack up! (Echo Andrew)

Can't believe you deleted that one! This is good though.

Batz you have my permission to delete any posts that are embarrassing to me, over 2000 words, or contain pictures in yeast swap threads. Whilst this will reduce my post count from whatever to about 32, I'm happy with that!

LATE NEWS: Pete, just saw your last post. You're a legend on this site so make sure you send anyone a PM if they do anything that offends and I'll guarantee they'll delete anything immediately. Thanks heaps for your Porter recipe. Trying to work out whether to brew that for the swap or Batz's Cin Cin Ale. The porter is looking good because Batz still hasn't replied to my subtle recipe request - I think he's keeping that recipe under wraps!!!

Look forward to seeing you Tidal,
Pat

 

[Batz]

What a crack up! (Echo Andrew)

Can't believe you deleted that one! This is good though.

Batz you have my permission to delete any posts that are embarrassing to me, over 2000 words, or contain pictures in yeast swap threads. Whilst this will reduce my post count from whatever to about 32, I'm happy with that!

Trying to work out whether to brew that for the swap or Batz's Cin Cin Ale. The porter is looking good because Batz still hasn't replied to my subtle recipe request - I think he's keeping that recipe under wraps!!!

Look forward to seeing you Tidal,
Pat

I will always give out recipes Pat (providing you don't use course language).
Ask and it's yours,it was Kin Kin Ale till just now,I love it.............. Cin Cin Ale!!

Batz

 

[TidalPete]

LATE NEWS:

Pistol,

PM'd you mate.

:beer:

 

[Screwtop]

LATE NEWS:

Pistol,

PM'd you mate.

:beer:

Pat, you'd better start looking for ways for us all to cart 2 dozen odd bottles each on the plane trip over to WA to join you for the QLD/WA Xmas Case Swap 2007. Best arrange things with QANTAS/Jetstar early in the new year, would be dissapointing to have a QLD brewer arrested on suspicion of terrorism especially Batz as he looks the part. Flying would be the only way possible after giving some thought to hiring a minibus for the trip across the Nullarbour. Calculations revealed we would need a 53 Seater Coach as a support vehicle just to carry the piss required for the trip.

Don't take any notice of PM's from the old Mudshark he's far too sensitive.

PS: Pressure him, see if he can convince Spindle to come to the swap. Observed the way she ignored his staring the other day, am sure there is secret disire lurking below the surface, plus her kids were in the yard.

 

[PistolPatch]

would be dissapointing to have a QLD brewer arrested on suspicion of terrorism especially Batz as he looks the part.

LOL! Osama Bin Batza is going to get me sorted with the Kin Cin Cin Ale :beerbang: Batz

I reckon a cross-country Swap would be legendary! I'd be flying Virgin though not Jetstar. Just courier the beer over in plastic bottles. All up cost probably about $600 which, in my case, is about a week's ordering from Craftbrewer Or get Pete to organise a train trip over. (Pretty sure the Perth train leaves on a Thursday :blink: )I reckon you should set a date for this Screwtop.

(Just worked out that Sqyres bar, without the verandah, is the same size as my entire apartment!)

 

[Screwtop]

I reckon a cross-country Swap would be legendary! I'd be flying Virgin though not Jetstar. Just courier the beer over in plastic bottles. All up cost probably about $600 which, in my case, is about a week's ordering from Craftbrewer Or get Pete to organise a train trip over. (Pretty sure the Perth train leaves on a Thursday :blink: )I reckon you should set a date for this Screwtop.

Onto it Patch, will talk to Pete today, remember Batz 2nd carriage from the pointy end. India Pacific runs twice weekly from Sydney Central (wonder if it runs on a Thursday), Pete will have to fill in the Bris Sydney link from his timetable. Dya think they'll let us take kegs on as cabin luggage. Best take 2 kegs (1 for each direction of the trip) each plus swap bottles

 

[browndog]

Back to business men,
With 30 attendees and only 8 kegs being supplied, we need a few more brewers to step up to the plate and supply a keg for the night. Buggered if I am going to start cracking open warm bottles of half carbonated beer at 10pm at night.

cheers

Browndog (minding his P's and Q's)