Carbonator
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Am unshaven and look like a bum, (because I can).
Got pulled over and ask to blow into the tube on top of this HUGE yellow device with screen and buttons.
We were standing there for about two minutes, nothing happening, and I had to ask, "Are you waiting for me to sober-up?" Response, "We are waiting for the little symbol that tells us the satellite tracking has locked-on to tell us where we are."
I wonder if it also tells if I'm criminal, heart rate, what I had for dinner and reads my mind?
Got pulled over and ask to blow into the tube on top of this HUGE yellow device with screen and buttons.
We were standing there for about two minutes, nothing happening, and I had to ask, "Are you waiting for me to sober-up?" Response, "We are waiting for the little symbol that tells us the satellite tracking has locked-on to tell us where we are."
I wonder if it also tells if I'm criminal, heart rate, what I had for dinner and reads my mind?