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[Cocko]

Platypus are omnivorous.

Just sayin.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

And if freshwater crays are being offer

Mate.

If you dont know how to catch them, you will never ever know what they tast like.

And IF you do, you wont tell.

 

[Airgead]

Mate.

If you dont know how to catch them, you will never ever know what they tast like.

And IF you do, you wont tell.

I know how to catch them... just all the places near me are too poluted to do so.

 

[manticle]

.....eleventy

Twelfty

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

So how do you cath them

 

[shaunous]

Cath who?

 

[jyo]

So how do you cath them

With a sthpear or a thnare.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Submithif bitchefs on sthwing

 

[Bizier]

Mmm... monotreme

 

[petesbrew]

Grease Megamix is pure torture, but at one wedding they played Jive Bunny & The Master Mixers.... it was hard to judge

 

[Mardoo]

Grease Megamix is pure torture, but at one wedding they played Jive Bunny & The Master Mixers.... it was hard to judge

Both are hell. My wife lives Jive Bunny. Constant pain, ears aflame, someone get me a knitting needle...

 

[djar007]

They say Michael Schumacher is critical after a skiing accident. They should see my wife after I have a night out with the lads.

 

[Lecterfan]

They say Michael Schumacher is critical after a skiing accident. They should see my wife after I have a night out with the lads.

Do you intend this to come across as: when you come home from a night out with the lads you physically assault your wife until she is in a state comparable to someone who has been in a skiing accident?

 

[Liam_snorkel]

that's the way I read it. :huh:

 

[djar007]

Read it however you like. Domestic violence is a low act and I would never condone it.

 

[StalkingWilbur]

Hahaha.

Why don't women's clothing stores have couches for boyfriends? As someone who is currently being dragged from store to store it would certainly make my experience much more enjoyable and make it much more likely that I would be happy about returning with her she would have more opportunity to spend more money. It makes economic sense to me.

 

[simplefisherman]

They say Michael Schumacher is critical after a skiing accident. They should see my wife after I have a night out with the lads.

Perhaps it would read better as " hear " my wife etc...? Benefit of doubt & all that

 

[Liam_snorkel]

Maybe he is hearing impaired.

 

[TasChris]

They say Michael Schumacher is critical after a skiing accident. They should see my wife after I have a night out with the lads.

Standing on a slippery slope!!

 

[Camo6]

I just hope when I go out for a night with the lads my wife isn't at home 'skiing' with the Schumachers.