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[petesbrew]

Some school teacher fucked up a question on "what does australia day celebrate?" on that who wants to be a millionare show last night.
Captain cook's arrival?
Who's going to get the piss taken out of him at school today?

 

[staggalee]

Another poor ******* on the same show recently didn`t know the origin of Anzac Day.
Wrap him and the school teacher up in barb wire and feed em to the lobsters, sez I.

 

[Bribie G]

Are these people ******* joking?
Not the best way of advertising how up to date the product is

 

[Bribie G]

We baby boomers did quite well

 

[Cocko]

Bset wrong number text I have ever had:

"Hey Steve, can you start at 11 tomorrow?"

I reply, "Yeah, no problems.."

Will reply again at 10.55 tomorrow, "BTW: Who the **** is Steve? You have the wrong number."

CHRIST! I am hanging for it....

 

[Muggus]

Bset wrong number text I have ever had:

"Hey Steve, can you start at 11 tomorrow?"

I reply, "Yeah, no problems.."

Will reply again at 10.55 tomorrow, "BTW: Who the **** is Steve? You have the wrong number."

CHRIST! I am hanging for it....

Hahaha that's gold! :lol:
Poor Steve...

 

[brettprevans]

God I love it when the kids decide they want bacon and eggs for Sunday breakfast. 'oh ok kids, I'll make it for u Yum bacon and egg sangas. Goes ESP well with my 'dusty' feeling this morning.

 

[goomboogo]

Hahaha that's gold! :lol:
Poor Steve...

Poor Steve. What about the poor boss? He might use the talky part of the phone next time.

 

[bum]

What about the poor boss?

^Un-Australian.

 

[pk.sax]

did you do it?

 

[Cocko]

did you do it?

There was a text from them this morning "Sorry, wrong number"

:angry:

 

[petesbrew]

There was a text from them this morning "Sorry, wrong number"

:angry:

Awww, was waiting for it.

 

[Cocko]

Awww, was waiting for it.

You were!! Was shaping up to be the best thing I had ever done with my life! <_<

Another time I got a text: "What do you want for dinner?"

I replied: "I don't care but hurry the **** up, I am starving!"

Reply: " you idiot, obviously the wrong number, why would you just not say that?"

I replied: "Sorry, but I am still hungry? Hurry up"

No reply.

No where near as good as this would have been...

Anyway..

 

[Muggus]

You were!! Was shaping up to be the best thing I had ever done with my life! <_<

Another time I got a text: "What do you want for dinner?"

I replied: "I don't care but hurry the **** up, I am starving!"

Reply: " you idiot, obviously the wrong number, why would you just not say that?"

I replied: "Sorry, but I am still hungry? Hurry up"

No reply.

No where near as good as this would have been...

Anyway..

You're my hero! :lol:

 

[rotten]

You were!! Was shaping up to be the best thing I had ever done with my life! <_<

Another time I got a text: "What do you want for dinner?"

I replied: "I don't care but hurry the **** up, I am starving!"

Reply: " you idiot, obviously the wrong number, why would you just not say that?"

I replied: "Sorry, but I am still hungry? Hurry up"

No reply.

No where near as good as this would have been...

Anyway..

I was reading this when the mrs was talking to me. "What are you laughing at?" she says. She didn't laugh, I guess you had to be there.

 

[brettprevans]

I had a bad dream last night. Dreamt I opened a fermentor and there was a cardboard box in there and it was leaking. weird.

 

[warra48]

Weird phone calls do happen.
In the mid 90's we got a series of phone calls from some old codger who kept asking for "George".
After all the family had repeatedly told him it was a wrong number, I picked up the phone when he called again.

"George?"
Yeah mate.
"How are you?"
Not real good mate.
"What's the matter?"
I got AIDS.
Silence, and the phone clicked off, never to get another call for George.

The family spat out their dinner with laughter.

 

[glenwal]

I had a bad dream last night. Dreamt I opened a fermentor and there was a cardboard box in there and it was leaking. weird.

Make sure you keep the kittens in the airlock away from that box or you might be a quantum brew - both finished fermenting and still fermenting at the same time.

 

[bum]

a quantum brew

Used to be a bloke here who made those.

 

[Fents]

chicken and veggie soup with chilli is HOT!