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[domfergo]

I like burning stuff!

Luckily for me no one has burnt more of Australia then me in the last three years :excl:

 

[bum]

Someone I don't know posts on someone I do know's Facebook. What they mean to say is "it looks like [thing X] is in store for us". What they actually say is "it looks like [thing X] is install for us".

Holy ******* ****. I want to destroy you but that would make things socially awkward for an innocent 3rd-party so I can't. FML.

"I hope you are [doing thing A] cos I'm [doing thing A] (or should that be 'because')?"

No. There is no causal relationship between the two actions.

^Is what I wrote but decided not to submit.

I'm too much of a grumpy old man for Facebook, I guess.

 

[WarmBeer]

Someone I don't know posts on someone I do know's Facebook. What they mean to say is "it looks like [thing X] is in store for us". What they actually say is "it looks like [thing X] is install for us"..

WarmBeer's Razor - Do not attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by iphone's predictive text.

 

[bum]

That excuse is getting fairly tiresome though, innit? Yeah, the autocorrect is famously annoying - all the more reason to actually read what you're about to send, I'd have thought.

 

[petesbrew]

Whenever I'm feeling down I just check my spambox.
All those emails from hot russian chicks who have a massive crush on me makes me feel so hot and in demand.

 

[Dave70]

Whenever I'm feeling down I just check my spambox.
All those emails from hot russian chicks who have a massive crush on me makes me feel so hot and in demand.

Well I've got a bunch of ads for penis enlargement devices and Viagra. Mostly unopened.
Hows that for synchronicity?

 

[WarmBeer]

What kind of dude dumps two big cables in the office toilet, and somehow manages to leave without bothering to either wipe with paper, or flush?

People :angry:

 

[petesbrew]

What kind of dude dumps two big cables in the office toilet, and somehow manages to leave without bothering to either wipe with paper, or flush?

People :angry:

Watched some movie, Severed Ways (Norse discovery of America) last night.
Why did they feel they needed to show a metalhead viking taking a dump? Seriously, you saw it come out.
That **** is not right.

 

[Malted]

... show a metalhead viking taking a dump? Seriously, you saw it come out.
That **** is not right.

Did it look like he was passing blood with his stool? Is this why you are concerned?

 

[seamad]

Show on abc or sbs had a brothel that specialized in fetishes. One contraption was a clear dunny bowl you poked your head under to watch someone taking a dump, obviously a reasonable demand for it. Instant softon for me. Then again who knows ? Might be missing out on something

 

[jlm]

Working in construction and dealing with the portable toilets that go with that scene, I'm quite used to coping an eyeful of the scat of the common tradie. 1-things get bad whenever concreters are on site. 2-I'm still amazed after all these years at the person who drops a load of paper into toilet, then a load of stool, and then no more paper and no flush. This is not an unfrequent event. Animals.

 

[Gar]

oooh its well plated up but missing the smear

 

[manticle]

Whenever I'm feeling down I just check my spambox.
All those emails from hot russian chicks who have a massive crush on me makes me feel so hot and in demand.

Hot russian chicks, millions of dollars and that cutie who's had a crush on me for ages who wants me to join fuckbook so I can watch her and her girlfrined finger each other.

My life was never so great as it is right now. Rolling in cash, rolling in puss. Love you hotmail.

 

[petesbrew]

Hot russian chicks, millions of dollars and that cutie who's had a crush on me for ages who wants me to join fuckbook so I can watch her and her girlfrined finger each other.

My life was never so great as it is right now. Rolling in cash, rolling in puss. Love you hotmail.

Totes, Mants.
Whenever I'm out and someone's spouting off about how they caught up with this rockstar, or that famous brewer, etc. I happily jump in and say how I'm good mates with the nephew of the king of the Ivory Coast.

 

[manticle]

I just bought Ibiza with the interest.

 

[punkin]

Yes i know how you guys feel. My penis is so large now i can wrap it round my neck in the winter to keep warm.

 

[Dave70]

Just got off the blower with one the boys.
You have to respect an employee with the honesty to admit he's so hung over he doesn't know if he'll make it in today.

Unfortunately for him, I feel no empathy. Probably because describing me as even 'indifferent' to rugby league would still be a stretch.

After a brief discussion concerning the pros and cons of convalescing whilst playing x-box and forgoing a days wages, he's decided to man up and come on in.

What a trooper.

 

[Malted]

My penis is so large now i can wrap it round my neck in the winter to keep warm.

In that case stay away from things that may stimulate you; we don't want you to strangle yourself.

 

[Dave70]

I caught a glimpse of that Lara Bingle program as I was channel flicking for a suitable show to have playing in the background whilst boiling up a little dark candy sugar.

I propose that woman would be out of her mental depth selling pencils from a cup on a ( quiet country town) street corner.

 

[Malted]

I would certainly like to ask her if she knows the difference between a root and a pencil. Then I would like to give her a dammed good pencil.