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[brettprevans]

well if you literally dumped everything in the fermentor with no boiling what so ever, you could get it done in 7min.

 

[Pennywise]

And if you didn't bother sanitising you could even half that, sounds like I've been wasting alot of time on my brew days.

 

[Pollux]

mmmmm, Steamed BBQ pork and egg custard buns for lunch......

Can't believe I used to dislike these...

 

[petesbrew]

well if you literally dumped everything in the fermentor with no boiling what so ever, you could get it done in 7min.

Brewtime explained.
Sit can in sink in boiling water to loosen extract = 10min
can open, pour & rinse while topping up with hose = 5min
chuck in yeast = 5seconds

Yeah okay, maybe we can do it in 5-7min if you don't count the sink part.

And I enjoy doing the occasional AG?
pft. 8hours wasted. :icon_chickcheers:

 

[Pennywise]

A carrot

 

[brettprevans]

Brewtime explained.
Sit can in sink in boiling water to loosen extract = 10min
can open, pour & rinse while topping up with hose = 5min
chuck in yeast = 5seconds

Yeah okay, maybe we can do it in 5-7min if you don't count the sink part.

And I enjoy doing the occasional AG?
pft. 8hours wasted. :icon_chickcheers:

stinking hot water in the sink, 5 min.
goo out of tin, no rinse, 2min.

edit: not that my K&K were ever that quick

 

[Adamt]

AG isnt that hard, sure it takes 4-6 hours overall, but think of what you can get done:

(duration quoted is the duration where human interaction is involved)

Fill HLT, turn on burner - 2 minutes.

*Consume beer

Pour in pre-cracked grain, underlet - 2 minutes.

*Consume beer

Check temperature - 1 minute.

*Consume beer

Heat up sparge water - 2 minutes.

*Consume beer

Batch Sparge, turn on kettle/burner - 10 minutes

*Consume beer

Sit on a deckchair next to the kettle and throw hops in at required intervals - 10 seconds cumulatively (1 minute for hopbursts)

*Consume beer

Flame out, rack to cube - 5 minutes

*Consume beer

*Consume beer

Cleanup? Meh, that happens the next day, therefore the time is not counted in the "brewday work"

 

[brettprevans]

dont worry adam we werent going down the 'ag takes too long' route.
my last brew day so much less involved than extract brewing its not funny. in fact it was very enjoyable and i had plenty of time to relax, have a beer and try and give a overview of AGing to a few mates who dropped in. great stuff

 

[petesbrew]

I just lost a day's work. :angry: :angry: :angry:
******* autocad corrupted my save and the backup settings weren't set properly.

I could just launch this mouse right across the ******* office.... it'd go far.

back to square one.... I need a beer.

 

[Adamt]

You need a beer? That's the other thread.

 

[Bribie G]

It's 7.40 here in BanjoPlayingLand and I'm about to do a high speed brewday with the toucan.

However I have a problem, I'm trying to empty a keg. I opened the kegerator and lifted the keg for a weight test, to see what was left in it, no problem - two pints at the most. Four pints later It's breeding in there.

 

[buttersd70]

It's 7.40 here in BanjoPlayingLand and I'm about to do a high speed brewday with the toucan.

However I have a problem, I'm trying to empty a keg. I opened the kegerator and lifted the keg for a weight test, to see what was left in it, no problem - two pints at the most. Four pints later It's breeding in there.

If only I was there with you.....I'd have htis particular problem sorted out in no time flat. I'm a notorious keg-emtyer. :lol:

 

[raven19]

It is important to be able to be good at some things mate!

I shall keep this in mind when I need a keg-a-emptying.... :icon_drunk:

 

[buttersd70]

It is important to be able to be good at some things mate!

I shall keep this in mind when I need a keg-a-emptying.... :icon_drunk:

Funny, but I was talking about you today - your ears must be burning.....

it's been suggested that I should get some stainless elf-shoes, with bells on them (so people can hear me coming).....
I suggested that seeing as how we're of similar height, you should have some too. But seeing as you're an only an engineer, yours should be made of mild steel, as only fabricators desevve stainless elf shoes. :lol: :lol:

 

[chappo1970]

Ravs and Butters going for a lovely stroll.... h34r:

 

[raven19]

Funny, but I was talking about you today - your ears must be burning.....

it's been suggested that I should get some stainless elf-shoes, with bells on them (so people can hear me coming).....
I suggested that seeing as how we're of similar height, you should have some too. But seeing as you're an only an engineer, yours should be made of mild steel, as only fabricators desevve stainless elf shoes. :lol: :lol:

I suggest a head to head duel mate. Drinking games are out though as you shall drink me under a very short table....

Hmmmm..... let me get back to you!

(ROFL... have to steady myself to write this post...)

 

[raven19]

Ravs and Butters going for a lovely stroll.... h34r:

More ROFL...

Almost spilled the Good Dr's Rye IPA on the keyboard!

I thought when we were having a stroll along the torrens we said 'NO PHOTOGRAPHS!'

Damn those paparazzi!

 

[bum]

My! What rosy cheeks you two have!

 

[Cocko]

Ravs and Butters going for a lovely stroll.... h34r:

WHUT?!?

Rav and Butters are blurry ducks?

WTF are you and Bum doing with those hats on?

:lol:

 

[bum]

Oh gawd! I've been lumped in with Chappo.

*re-evaluates on-board performance*