Name the bar

[mofox1]

Hop stop.
The Hop.
Hop House.
(The) Nightcap.

 

[abyss]

The Hopera House.

 

[DJ_L3ThAL]

"Good Beer Here" - no need for explanations

This is really good.

...aand also my hypothetical congrats

 

[Rorschach]

The Gym

Offer memberships, call the bar staff 'Trainers' and when you get home and can't stand up straight tell them the trainers gave you more than you could handle.

I've sounded people out on this before and I think I had the wrong audience.

Also, Rorschach (TM)(C) etc. etc. etc.

 

[barls]

work or the office

 

[Grott]

Pin Head's Hell Raising Hop Drops

 

[Bridges]

Triple hop
Hop Stand
The mash paddle
Smash bar (get some local brewers to get some awesome single hop smashes going)
Fun times, I can't wait to hypothetically visit.

 

[Chap]

The imperial

Gets my vote! Short, simple and easy to recall when stumbling home

 

[Coodgee]

The Yob Botique

 

[bradsbrew]

The Local Dive

 

[malt junkie]

Would you .... hyperthetically need the services of a knowledgable bar person by chance? (Willing to go without sex and grow the beard....see dedication already hyperthetically speaking).
CRAFTED BAR.

 

[Yob]

No hypothetical sale has happened as yet..

Just to be clear...

But it's a serious hypothetical if thing line up.

 

[Mardoo]

Slaughterhouse Family Tavern

 

[Droopy Brew]

The Altar

 

[Benn]

Uncle Yobz

 

[Yob]

Uncle Yobz

aah, it'd be great to squeeze a z in there.. alas I suspect it hypothetically wont

 

[Cerveja]

Chilled (hypothetically)

 

[Chap]

What are u (hypothetically) serving other than the RIS?

 

[Benn]

The Leaky Barrel
"...The beer's so good you'll RIS yourself"

 

[GrumpyPaul]

How about......

Grumpy's

It has a certain air of sophistication to it, don't you think?
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