How Many Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

[Phoney]

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


Apologies if this has been posted before


Edit: Ahh crap, I just noticed there's a jokes forum

 

[jonocarroll]

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


Apologies if this has been posted before


Edit: Ahh crap, I just noticed there's a jokes forum

Hilarious. I mean... "me too".

We could play Bingo with this - anyone keen to write up a Bingo card for AHB? Can we buy them in bulk? Are they scientifically accurate? Does someone work in the 'bingo card' industry and have some inside knowledge? Is the correct term 'bingo sheet'? Did someone do some work on bingo cards in 1910 that we should now quote as fact?

Edit: strangest thing happening with smilies.

 

[Bribie G]

3 pointing out that they are old enough to remember times before light bulbs and you should all be grateful
6 complaining about the megaglobe companies and how belgian light bulbs are far superior
3 starting light bulb bulk buys in NSW, QLD and WA
2 hassling Ross as to when he is going to stock light bulbs
1 currently travelling through Europe and posting light bulbs encountered on trip
2 having a light bulb changing day all welcome bring snags and kegs and a sleeping bag and a camera of course
1 new independant light bulb craft factory having open day, bring the kids and see a batch being made

......

 

[bradsbrew]

1 to shove said lightglobe into inflateable sheep and post pics of himself standing next to it.

And we all know who that "1" is

 

[jayse]

Some forum users just stand and hold the lamp and wait for the world to revolve around them