Help needed - forgot flowers - ? What excuse?

[MartinOC]

Keep it up, Dave!

Mmmmm....Brownie points. You never know how many you have, how long they last, or whether you have a "bank" that can disappear in a heartbeat.

'Best buy flowers every now & again, just to be sure...

 

[New_guy]

Ok in the end i am cooking a bloody fancy dinner
Rib roast beef and a bottle of French bubbles
But still cashing in on at whateverthefuckhisnameis day flowers on Monday!

 

[Pogierob]

So I have a question...
If you don't give flowers on valentines day, do you have a beer on St. patties day?

 

[OzPaleAle]

The flower mafia are out and about roadside just like christmas day etc etc Drove by 3 on the side of the road today.

 

[DU99]

Try woolworths $25for 6 roses

 

[mattymcfatty]

I've heard women love Humulus lupulus flowers, smell beautiful too. Avoid the pellets, that's just unromantic.

 

[MCHammo]

So I have a question...
If you don't give flowers on valentines day, do you have a beer on St. patties day?

Of course! Probably homebrew, though. On that note, dig up some random plant from the garden as a St. Anti-Commercialism present.

 

[New_guy]

So I have a question...
If you don't give flowers on valentines day, do you have a beer on St. patties day?[/quote

Yes

 

[New_guy]

Try woolworths $25for 6 roses[/quote

That boat sailed hrs ago
So far no questions re lack of flowers...
But duck knows what that means

 

[New_guy]

I've heard women love Humulus lupulus flowers, smell beautiful too. Avoid the pellets, that's just unromantic.

Heard they aren't to shabby if you throw them in your AG brew.....

 

[New_guy]

The flower mafia are out and about roadside just like christmas day etc etc Drove by 3 on the side of the road today.

Didn't pass any on the train.....

 

[Econwatson]

24 Hour Florist on Lygon Street, Zeneli's it's called. I reckon there a wide variety of flowers get shifted from that place, not all of them legal.

The company I ordered from didn't even deliver to my Minister for War & Finance. Told her I got her flowers and everything but they never showed.

Actually, why not just tell her that?!

 

[jyo]

This always works for me! maybe NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3cGBYjYNKY

 

[New_guy]

24 Hour Florist on Lygon Street, Zeneli's it's called. I reckon there a wide variety of flowers get shifted from that place, not all of them legal.

The company I ordered from didn't even deliver to my Minister for War & Finance. Told her I got her flowers and everything but they never showed.

Actually, why not just tell her that?!

Check out post by MartinOC bout an hr ago
Brilliant move
I reckon it will have a high return on investment ratio.......

 

[Batz]

I won't buy valentines day crap, commercial crap like these days shit me!

I can't agree more, we had a smile for each other this morning. Don't do mothers day, fathers day either. Birthdays we go out for a meal together, Christmas gifts have a $50.00 limit.

It's all a crock of shit. You want something just go out and buy it yourself.

Batz

 

[MartinOC]

But still cashing in on at whateverthefuckhisnameis day flowers on Monday!

Ermintrude was the name of a crude stop-motion/animated female cow from a children's show called "Magic Roundabout" on the BBC in the late '60's/early '70's (am I showing my age??).

"It's Ermintrude - she's been at the poppies & she's high as a kite". Drug-references in a kid's show!!

"I've brought you flowers" said Dougall....

I just picked the name out of the ethers years ago & it's kinda stuck as any day that I buy flowers for SWMBO.

Pick your own name/day (as long as you remember to do it!!).

 

[Grainer]

try..... sorry I was brewing.. heres some used grain so you can make me some anzac biscuits and we can share them tonight while watching tv

 

[Pogierob]

Random movie ticket just got throw shmbo's way for tonight with a friend who is leaving town. Since it's all good, she went.

Then magic happened!!!!!

The BIAB urn just got turned on!!!

Happy brewingtines day boys!!!!

 

[MartinOC]

try..... sorry I was brewing.. heres some used grain so you can make me some anzac biscuits and we can share them tonight while watching tv

Ahem! And just WHAT kind of ANZAC biscuits are you alluding to there Mr Grainer?? Hmm???

Sorry, it MUST be a Friday night on AHB....

 

[eungaibitter1]

[quote name="daveHQ" post="1139843" timestamp="1392364869" date="Today, 09:01 AM"

I won't buy valentines day crap, commercial crap like these days shit me![/quote]
Can't stand it either but what can I say, I like that look she gets on her face. So I drove the long way home from work and grabbed whatever I saw. Only wild and off larger trees though. Garden raiding's a bit crook.