First World Problems Thread

[petesbrew]

Made a toasted wrap today with leftover bbq chook, tahbouli, cheese, tomato & bbq sause.
It was awesome, but dammit it made me fart.

Not exactly a problem, just thought I'd boast about an awesome lunch. Honestly the farts were great as my kids love the pull my finger joke

 

[pk.sax]

Damn old ppl fart at the suggestion of it.

I'm off to make khichdi now. It will take a full 10 minutes!

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Its raining and i cant mow my lawn

 

[pk.sax]

Eat or drink?

 

[bum]

Do both. Then be merry.

 

[pk.sax]

That's three things! 2 is pushing it. I'm not a woman you know.

 

[Malted]

I want to go to bed but I can't because I am still brewing. Cool evening and steam is condensing on the shed rood, I got dripped on.

 

[Bizier]

Brewing requires an amount of work which is greater than not brewing, but I prefer to drink home brewed beer. None of you know how I feel right now.

 

[Bizier]

I also sugest you take the pig to a plastic surgeon. Its the least you can do for your pig.

It is animal cruelty to deny a pig social acceptance just because you are too cheap for the swinoplasty.

 

[brettprevans]

Power sub station is out. No one else in street (as far as I can see) is without power, *******s. So no power means reliance on 3g net rather than home wifi. And of course no power to charge my phone. Limited time on Ahb ahead tonight

 

[bum]

In a laudable effort to only supply fresh yeast, my LHBS (not all that local, involves the postie) is never, ever able to supply me with my first choice yeast. I don't ordinarily go for the esoteric varieties. Is it too much to ask for the high-turnover yeasts to be in stock most of the time?

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Magnum Almond or Magnum ego........

 

[mikec]

We're in Thailand. We got to the hotel bar a bit late as we'd just had a 2 course meal for two, inc drinks for $20.
Because we got to the bar late, only the first two rounds were at happy hour (2 for 1) prices. So for 6 cocktails we had to actually pay for 4. At $5 each...

 

[WarmBeer]

We're in Thailand. We got to the hotel bar a bit late as we'd just had a 2 course meal for two, inc drinks for $20.

So, this is technically a Second World Problem. You'll need to start your own thread for this.

 

[bum]

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In a laudable effort to only supply fresh yeast, my LHBS (not all that local, involves the postie) is never, ever able to supply me with my first choice yeast. I don't ordinarily go for the esoteric varieties. Is it too much to ask for the high-turnover yeasts to be in stock most of the time?

After sending a slightly whingy email, I got a call from said retailer addressing the above. Acknowledged my points and told me how they are currently trying to address the issues. Nice responsiveness. Well played.

 

[petesbrew]

So, this is technically a Second World Problem. You'll need to start your own thread for this.

Has thailand moved up a world?

 

[WarmBeer]

Has thailand moved up a world?

It's most likely where your computer hard drive came from. They don't manufacture them in grass huts.

I think Thailand is kinda 1.5th world, but that would have made an even less-funny punchline.

 

[glenwal]

I think Thailand is kinda 1.5th world, but that would have made an even less-funny punchline.

You should have known that bending or altering the truth for the purpose of a joke is not acceptable. Jokes are only funny when they are 100% factual and when supplied with evidence to prove so.

 

[petesbrew]

It's most likely where your computer hard drive came from. They don't manufacture them in grass huts.

And where our euroswill tanktops come from.

 

[Bribie G]

Centrelink want me to merge my account with a Medicare account as they are all migrating to "Department of Human Services" but I can't be bothered to go into the kitchen and get my wallet to find out what my Medicare number is.