First World Problems Thread

[bum]

Get some asafoetida

I implore you not to do this.

That is the worst smelling **** that exists.

 

[pk.sax]

Gets the job done

Actually, indian shops sell a sweetened sort of version - hing goli, it doesn't smell the same after the processing. My shop was out Had to boil stinky....

 

[TasChris]

Gets the job done

Actually, indian shops sell a sweetened sort of version - hing goli, it doesn't smell the same after the processing. My shop was out Had to boil stinky....

The last thing I would have wanted to do yesterday was cook, boil or rend down anything let alone something stinky.

Cheers
Chris

 

[Yob]

Early morning Brewing is my FWP... damn, cant yet have a beer and Im running to the kettle by half 9.

<_<

 

[Ivan Other One]

Early morning Brewing is my FWP... damn, cant yet have a beer and Im running to the kettle by half 9.

<_<

It's gotta be 10 o'clock somewhere,

 

[Bribie G]

Hing (Devil's Dung) is great once it's cooked - it's like a whole raft of other "ethnic" foods that stink to high heaven when uncooked (fish sauce, parmesan etc) but heavenly when included in a recipe.

Hing - the compunded variety - is best used into hot oil so it sizzles - then cook something in the oil - omelette, some dahl etc. I keep my tub in a sealed container so it doesn't stink out the pantry.

If you've ever eaten at a Hari Krishna restaurant and burp up that nice garlicky oniony afterburp, that's hing - they don't use Garlic or Onions as it's not allowed in Vedic cuisine.

Edit: hing smells exactly like your armpit after a march across the Simpson Desert.

 

[bum]

Edit: hing smells exactly like your armpit after a march across the Simpson Desert.

Then rubbed it with feet and vomit.

 

[yardy]

the Simpson Desert.

It was previously known as the Simpson Forest when I was a Lumberjack (and I'm OK).

 

[Bribie G]

Gardening day today. Mowed front, mowed back then took my old corflute real estate sign which I use as a "mask" so I can spray all round the borders and fence edges with Roundup without it getting onto anything else. Grabbed ye green squirter bottle and painstakingly did the spraying, then did the gravel paths and the clothes hanging area etc etc. Well pleased I put ye green bottle back on the shelf then spotted the label. I'd used the Confidor (insecticide). Well the weeds will be pest free anyway.

 

[manticle]

Shat myself in front of the neighbours instead of inside in private, as per usual.

 

[Bribie G]

Are you Indian by any chance?

 

[manticle]

Austrian/Indonesian/slavic hybrid with a bit of Egyptian mongrel and a touch of Peruvian.

Just loose bowels, not race related

 

[bum]

That is the worst smelling **** that exists.

Correction. You should smell this dried fish SWMBO brought back from China. I'm sitting here gagging while she's actually putting it in her mouth on the other side of the room. Ghastly.

 

[sponge]

Coming home after a weekend away to find the gas bottle empty and kegs flat.

Fkn leak in a JG fitting...

 

[browndog]

I'm sitting here gagging while she's actually putting it in her mouth on the other side of the room. Ghastly.

She's probably used to putting ghastly things in her mouth Bum............ sorry, coundn't resist

 

[Bribie G]

Correction. You should smell this dried fish SWMBO brought back from China. I'm sitting here gagging while she's actually putting it in her mouth on the other side of the room. Ghastly.

I love to sniff Asafoetida even more than wimmens nikkers.

 

[bum]

I'm not used to being the one doing the gaging though, browndog.

 

[browndog]

I'm not used to being the one doing the gaging though, browndog.

BAAHAHAhaaaa.......good one.

 

[brentice]

I havent had a beer in 3 days.......











True story

 

[bum]

Yeah, I've only had beer 3 days this year so far. So much for "silly season".