SteveSA
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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his
chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes
to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any
milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a
chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig,
so you don't get any bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the
cow, so, for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as
he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother
with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his
chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes
to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any
milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a
chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig,
so you don't get any bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the
cow, so, for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as
he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother
with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
