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God damn local just put another keg of Coopers Bookmakers IPA on tap...for $5 Schooner...I mean for fucks sake...I man has to go to work
 
Bribie G said:
"Dad that man showed me his penis". That's the way the world has gone unfortunately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qGPgr6Nuck
 
Hanging out the washing is generally annoying with pegs snapping, dropping wet clothes on the stones, the sunlight blinding me as I peg or mozzies taking advantage while my hands are occupied. But the worst thing about it has to be little socks and jocks, it's one sock and one peg, one pair of jocks and one peg - ooh there's a matching sock to that one I pegged earlier now where is it? unclips peg, sock falls on ground, another peg, another sock....it seems to take forever, sometimes I toss all the jocks and socks in the dryer because I can't be arsed. It's like I don't feel I'm getting value for money or something.
 
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Local $2 shop. Never looked back.
 
Daddy, that man showed me his penis.

How could you possibly know what a penis looks like?

Father O'Hara showed me after choir practice.
 
droid said:
Hanging out the washing is generally annoying with pegs snapping, dropping wet clothes on the stones, the sunlight blinding me as I peg or mozzies taking advantage while my hands are occupied. But the worst thing about it has to be little socks and jocks, it's one sock and one peg, one pair of jocks and one peg - ooh there's a matching sock to that one I pegged earlier now where is it? unclips peg, sock falls on ground, another peg, another sock....it seems to take forever, sometimes I toss all the jocks and socks in the dryer because I can't be arsed. It's like I don't feel I'm getting value for money or something.
Put the socks and jocks,in a wash bag to wash and peg the wash bag to the cloth line.
 
Has no one yet realised that a washing machine is actually a teleporter for socks and jocks

Someone, somewhere has all the other socks to match what I have

Almost tempted to jump in the washing machine during a cycle and find out where I end up and get all my socks back
 
Well, if you plan to ride out the spin cycle, take care to balance yourself evenly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8
 
She's more than welcome to help I was talking about the mesh sock bag contraption. I'm sure she'd be able to help with my whirlfloc addition as well.
Wonder if she's also keen on brewing sans pants...
 
Stouter said:
I think I've just found a new motor for my grain mill.
Could you hook one up to a voltage regulator? That would be impressive. And possibly hilarious.
 
Ducatiboy stu said:
They would $12 at the show for a ride like that
I'll take my chances with the washing machine over some clunky affair that came into the local showground on the back of a truck assembled / operated by a gentleman who looks similar to this.

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