Continuing Rant Thread - Get it Off Ya Chest here

[Ducatiboy stu]

God damn local just put another keg of Coopers Bookmakers IPA on tap...for $5 Schooner...I mean for ***** sake...I man has to go to work

 

[Dave70]

"Dad that man showed me his *****". That's the way the world has gone unfortunately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qGPgr6Nuck

 

[droid]

Hanging out the washing is generally annoying with pegs snapping, dropping wet clothes on the stones, the sunlight blinding me as I peg or mozzies taking advantage while my hands are occupied. But the worst thing about it has to be little socks and jocks, it's one sock and one peg, one pair of jocks and one peg - ooh there's a matching sock to that one I pegged earlier now where is it? unclips peg, sock falls on ground, another peg, another sock....it seems to take forever, sometimes I toss all the jocks and socks in the dryer because I can't be arsed. It's like I don't feel I'm getting value for money or something.

 

[Bribie G]

Droid, order now and they send the blonde as well.

 

[droid]

^nice!

 

[Airgead]

Local $2 shop. Never looked back.

 

[Dave70]

 

[WarmerBeer]

Solution to half your problem.

 

[Bribie G]

Daddy, that man showed me his *****.

How could you possibly know what a ***** looks like?

Father O'Hara showed me after choir practice.

 

[wynnum1]

Hanging out the washing is generally annoying with pegs snapping, dropping wet clothes on the stones, the sunlight blinding me as I peg or mozzies taking advantage while my hands are occupied. But the worst thing about it has to be little socks and jocks, it's one sock and one peg, one pair of jocks and one peg - ooh there's a matching sock to that one I pegged earlier now where is it? unclips peg, sock falls on ground, another peg, another sock....it seems to take forever, sometimes I toss all the jocks and socks in the dryer because I can't be arsed. It's like I don't feel I'm getting value for money or something.

Put the socks and jocks,in a wash bag to wash and peg the wash bag to the cloth line.

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Has no one yet realised that a washing machine is actually a teleporter for socks and jocks

Someone, somewhere has all the other socks to match what I have

Almost tempted to jump in the washing machine during a cycle and find out where I end up and get all my socks back

 

[Dave70]

Well, if you plan to ride out the spin cycle, take care to balance yourself evenly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8

 

[manticle]

Just buy black socks.

 

[Bridges]

Droid, order now and they send the blonde as well.

But can I use it for hop additions?

 

[Bribie G]

Use the blonde?

You have a bad attitude.

 

[Bridges]

She's more than welcome to help I was talking about the mesh sock bag contraption. I'm sure she'd be able to help with my whirlfloc addition as well.
Wonder if she's also keen on brewing sans pants...

 

[Ducatiboy stu]

Well, if you plan to ride out the spin cycle, take care to balance yourself evenly.

They would $12 at the show for a ride like that

 

[Stouter]

Well, if you plan to ride out the spin cycle, take care to balance yourself evenly.

I think I've just found a new motor for my grain mill.

 

[Dave70]

I think I've just found a new motor for my grain mill.

Could you hook one up to a voltage regulator? That would be impressive. And possibly hilarious.

 

[Dave70]

They would $12 at the show for a ride like that

I'll take my chances with the washing machine over some clunky affair that came into the local showground on the back of a truck assembled / operated by a gentleman who looks similar to this.