Crusty
Well-Known Member
I got this email tonight from a poor old lady in Colorado that needs a bit of help.
Can somebody please help her out, she seems so lovely I had to respond.
From Mrs. Sheryl Greene.
I am Mrs. Sheryl Anne Greene from Colorado USA and I am 75 years old, I am suffering from a long time cancer of the breast, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that I can't work or do any stressful thing, according to my doctors they have told me openly that I may not live for the next two months, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.
I was brought up from a motherless babies home was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child, presently.
I have a very huge amount of money with my bank in London UK, this money is still with the bank in London UK and the management just wrote me as the true owner to come forward to receive the money for keeping it so long will attract demur age fees as the security fees paid by me has expired or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not go to London UK in person because of my illness or they get it confiscated.
So instead of getting it confiscated I rather have someone whom I can trust to receive the funds and utilize it according to my wishes.
All I need from you is a confidential assurance that the funds when received by you will be used for the said purpose which is to set up a charity organization or orphanage home in my name, Nowadays there are so much scams going on in the internet and it is difficult to trust but I don't know why the Holy spirit still directed me to email you about this out of few email addresses I have from the internet while making research about my illness online and yours was the only one that my mind convinced and directed me to contact.
I am a Christian and the only one I have is God almighty who knows the reason of my condition, it will please me if you can respond as soon as possible, thank you.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Sheryl Greene
Hi Sheryl,
If only you had a brother, you would be able to say he was a motherless son of a bitch. I am flat ******* broke & would love for you to to give myself, a complete ******* stranger, some of that hard core cash that seems to oozing out of your fat sorry arse. I am really sorry that the piss weak bank in the UK will take your money in fees but I sure can't do shit all about that. As far as opening an orphanage in your name, I think that is a great idea, we would call it jail, or gaol, depending on where the **** you really are. I sincerely hope your long battle with cancer will see you triumphant & lets you live for a very long time so you can spend quite a while in jail & please remember, don't drop the soap mother fucker.
Oh, sorry, motherless fucker.
If you would like to send me a bank cheque, that would be much appreciated.
Best wishes from your long lost brother.
PS. I have your IP address arsehole, & this email along with my response has been sent to the AFP, ( Australian Federal Police. )
Can somebody please help her out, she seems so lovely I had to respond.
From Mrs. Sheryl Greene.
I am Mrs. Sheryl Anne Greene from Colorado USA and I am 75 years old, I am suffering from a long time cancer of the breast, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that I can't work or do any stressful thing, according to my doctors they have told me openly that I may not live for the next two months, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.
I was brought up from a motherless babies home was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child, presently.
I have a very huge amount of money with my bank in London UK, this money is still with the bank in London UK and the management just wrote me as the true owner to come forward to receive the money for keeping it so long will attract demur age fees as the security fees paid by me has expired or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I can not go to London UK in person because of my illness or they get it confiscated.
So instead of getting it confiscated I rather have someone whom I can trust to receive the funds and utilize it according to my wishes.
All I need from you is a confidential assurance that the funds when received by you will be used for the said purpose which is to set up a charity organization or orphanage home in my name, Nowadays there are so much scams going on in the internet and it is difficult to trust but I don't know why the Holy spirit still directed me to email you about this out of few email addresses I have from the internet while making research about my illness online and yours was the only one that my mind convinced and directed me to contact.
I am a Christian and the only one I have is God almighty who knows the reason of my condition, it will please me if you can respond as soon as possible, thank you.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Sheryl Greene
Hi Sheryl,
If only you had a brother, you would be able to say he was a motherless son of a bitch. I am flat ******* broke & would love for you to to give myself, a complete ******* stranger, some of that hard core cash that seems to oozing out of your fat sorry arse. I am really sorry that the piss weak bank in the UK will take your money in fees but I sure can't do shit all about that. As far as opening an orphanage in your name, I think that is a great idea, we would call it jail, or gaol, depending on where the **** you really are. I sincerely hope your long battle with cancer will see you triumphant & lets you live for a very long time so you can spend quite a while in jail & please remember, don't drop the soap mother fucker.
Oh, sorry, motherless fucker.
If you would like to send me a bank cheque, that would be much appreciated.
Best wishes from your long lost brother.
PS. I have your IP address arsehole, & this email along with my response has been sent to the AFP, ( Australian Federal Police. )
