I lived in a rural and remote town in which a lady (an ugly one at that) used to steal a whole tray of rump steaks by lifting up a huge boob and putting the steak against here ribs and lowering her boob back onto the steak. Apparently she eventually got caught because a tray of steak was leaking blood one day. In the confusion at the checkout a tray of steak fell out. I am not making this up, I have seen the lady and it is plausible.
once upon a time i was a butcher and also ran a supermarket meat unit
I had a bloke (shopper) stealing heaps of stuff from the meat area buy using a sort of apron with pockets inside some tracksuit pants
F$%#er would fill it up with eye fillet etc and make his escape... I caught him one time and he tried to do a runner... poor bastard tripped ayyy ... and he took a ride in the paddy wagon... he never came back and finally my profit / loss numbers came good.
i reckon she has some sort of sling under the dress and does it heaps by the looks