Amber Fluid
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Loose woman? Poor husband
Malted
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I lived in a rural and remote town in which a lady (an ugly one at that) used to steal a whole tray of rump steaks by lifting up a huge boob and putting the steak against here ribs and lowering her boob back onto the steak. Apparently she eventually got caught because a tray of steak was leaking blood one day. In the confusion at the checkout a tray of steak fell out. I am not making this up, I have seen the lady and it is plausible.
pokolbinguy
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atleast going down on her would be refreshing....
once upon a time i was a butcher and also ran a supermarket meat unit
I had a bloke (shopper) stealing heaps of stuff from the meat area buy using a sort of apron with pockets inside some tracksuit pants
F$%#er would fill it up with eye fillet etc and make his escape... I caught him one time and he tried to do a runner... poor bastard tripped ayyy
... and he took a ride in the paddy wagon... he never came back and finally my profit / loss numbers came good.
i reckon she has some sort of sling under the dress and does it heaps by the looks
I had a bloke (shopper) stealing heaps of stuff from the meat area buy using a sort of apron with pockets inside some tracksuit pants
F$%#er would fill it up with eye fillet etc and make his escape... I caught him one time and he tried to do a runner... poor bastard tripped ayyy
... and he took a ride in the paddy wagon... he never came back and finally my profit / loss numbers came good.i reckon she has some sort of sling under the dress and does it heaps by the looks
warra48
I've drunk all my homebrew and I'm still worried.
She ain't no lady.....
