And I Thought David Copperfield Was Good

[Amber Fluid]

 

[Wolfy]

Granny-undies?

 

[seamad]

Loose woman? Poor husband

 

[Malted]

I lived in a rural and remote town in which a lady (an ugly one at that) used to steal a whole tray of rump steaks by lifting up a huge **** and putting the steak against here ribs and lowering her **** back onto the steak. Apparently she eventually got caught because a tray of steak was leaking blood one day. In the confusion at the checkout a tray of steak fell out. I am not making this up, I have seen the lady and it is plausible.

 

[pokolbinguy]

atleast going down on her would be refreshing....

 

[Maheel]

once upon a time i was a butcher and also ran a supermarket meat unit

I had a bloke (shopper) stealing heaps of stuff from the meat area buy using a sort of apron with pockets inside some tracksuit pants

F$%#er would fill it up with eye fillet etc and make his escape... I caught him one time and he tried to do a runner... poor bastard tripped ayyy ... and he took a ride in the paddy wagon... he never came back and finally my profit / loss numbers came good.

i reckon she has some sort of sling under the dress and does it heaps by the looks

 

[warra48]

She ain't no lady.....