I actually thought Manticle's post was genuine, after all alcoholic malt cordial is what you would get if you did not add hops to beer.
Back OT If the OP really did want to experiment with a no hop beer I would probably suggest trying some bitter herbs instead. Never tried it, but I heard no hop beers are a very acquired taste, so I would still be inclined to use some hops. If you pick up a copy of "the home brewers garden" by Joe and Dennis Fisher there is a lot of info on herb beers. "Radical Brewing" by Randy Mosher is also great. The biggest problem seems to be that you can never be sure how much bitterness a given amount of any herb will add (unlike hops herbs don't come with an AA rating) so the beer you intended to be malty beer might end up over the top bitter.
Alternatively I've tried a pretty good malt liquor once (I think it was brewed by Rogue) that pretty much tasted like malt extract smells, without being sickly or cloying. I wouldn't have a clue how to brew one though (let alone brew one with malt extract)