You're Not A Real Homebrewer

[manticle]

You are not a real homebrewer.

Correct.

I am made of steam.

 

[Cocko]

Your non-personilsed car number plates are either: [AND the reason you bought the car]

IBU-045

ABV-052

APA-US5

ENG-504

and so on...

 

[Murcluf]

You stick your nose in ya fermenter to smell the aroma and get head spins of c02. :lol:

Get the same results playing dutch ovens...... :lol:

 

[jakub76]

...until you make an arse of yourself calling other brewers cocks

 

[boobiedazzler]

...until you make an arse of yourself calling other brewers cocks

You must be cross referencing this classic post from a couple of days ago --->

Another reason is that Nick is a cock.

 

[joebejeckel]

your wife screams at you and your 35 cartons of stash and you just know that the holy grail might be in the next brew , thats why the kettle is boiling.

 

[legham]

You've been called a beer snob on more than one occasion. <_<

 

[Mitternacht Brauer]

Unless your wife calls you a beer nerd .

She's just jealous that I have more toys in the brewery than she has in the kitchen.
She's not too keen on the dutch oven game either. It never gets old.

 

[yardy]

when 10 out of the 12 hours you spend at work are spent searching for anything stainless..

 

[beerbrewer76543]

...you have a wall of milk crates full of homebrew lining your bedroom wall (apartment brewing!)

 

[matho]

when 10 out of the 12 hours you spend at work are spent searching for anything stainless..

im always looking in the scarp metal bins at work :lol:

 

[praxis178]

im always looking in the scarp metal bins at work :lol:

I love junk yards, at one (in Bundy) I found 20 fire rated 1" three part ball valves from the Bundy Rum distillery, some still with rum in the balls! Bought the lot for $1.5/kg best $100 I ever spent there....

And just to keep it on topic...

If you don't .... dang can't think of anything that hasn't already been said, need a beer to wash down the coffee now. :lol:

 

[sim]

...you're forever walking off and forgetting you left a tap on or open.

 

[Shed101]

You just can't bloody wait to try your latest brew

 

[ben_sa]

unless... you laughed when they put the price of megaswill up and half your mates had a sook (the other half are converted to homebrew)

unless you have more pint glasses than the pub/coffee mugs and everyone that comes around HAS to drink out of a pint glass... even the kids

 

[enoch]

Until you stop tea bagging.
[Have a March pump had already been done.]

 

[bum]

...until Bum replies to your thread?

There must be some sort of higher standard than this.

 

[Muggus]

There must be some sort of higher standard than this.

...until Bum replies to your thread...several times?

 

[warra48]

It's not a thread until bum replies !!!!!

 

[DU99]

when you sit and wonder why the specific gravity hasn't altered