Divine Brown
Amercan brown ale,
named after Hugh grants fling, long legs, brown, american named Divine, oh and I think the prostitute had a similar profile.
The Black Irishman
Export Stout
Named after Paul McGrath, center back in the first Irish soccer team in the world cup, up there wih Paulo Maldini as one of the worlds greatest defenders, also had alcohol problems with his fondness for the black stuff.
Vin du Nord
Biere de Garde,
Literally wine of the north, in french to be correct to style, the romans name for beer.
Devil in disguise
Belgian Tripel,
Coz it had very smooth clean alcohol & light appearance, but was 9.5% ABV
Wee Billy's Big Willy
Strong scotch ale, you can mix them words up anyway you want but they still work after a wee heavy.
60's 80's scottish
used to call the 80 a highland heather, but thinking now will call them "you take the low road" & "I'll take the high road"
Black velvet stout
Dry Irish, the song "galway shawl"...balck velevt band & the fact that I likedry stout more full bodied than the guidelines permit.
Thats all i can think of for now, really enjoying 2 bottles of Old Tom, first time but not the last, the regular (very like a wee heavey) & the chocolate (very Terry's chocolate orange) just sensational beers.