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When over half of the emails you get are reply notifications from AHB.
 
When you're the one adding gladwrap to the shopping list regularly!
 
... flameout on a double batch was 2 hours ago and i'm now looking at beersmith tweaking the design on the next batch
 
you spend ~$50 for express postage as you want that plate chiller to arrive before your next brew :p
BTW Thx for the bottle opener too mashmaster
 
When the number 1 item that sits in your kitchen dish rack is your hydrometer. :D
 
When you bring homebrew to a party, get wasted, but still find the time to rinse bottles and put them away.
 
When you completely lose track of time, realise you've drank 8 pints out of your keg you're supposed to be conserving for THAT weekend, and you look at the "latest threads" list and can see that 1/3rd of them are yours....

Pretty much sums up my night...
 
When you completely lose track of time, realise you've drank 8 pints out of your keg you're supposed to be conserving for THAT weekend, and you look at the "latest threads" list and can see that 1/3rd of them are yours....

Pretty much sums up my night...


:icon_chickcheers: :lol: :lol: :lol:


My latest contribution is.....when you're trudging through coles at 7.30am on a Sunday morning, hungover and in your dodgy morning clothes tryng to find the f#cking polenta as 7kgs of cracked grain is sitting on the bench at home waiting for you.
 
When you wake up first thing in the morning, go a take a piss, and whilst staring at the toilet bowl, are massively impressed by the "head" you've just "poured", and then you try and guess what color EBC/SRM your urine is currently at.

This may or may not have happened to me on one or more occasions...... :ph34r:
 
when you scour the local tip shops like an insane baglady for anything brew related, pays off though, just scored an old 9 gallon tooheys keg that will look the shiz as a HEX for the HERMS, or fit a few taps to it and make a font, or...
 
when you have just bought a house and 2 days before you get the keys, you load the car up for the first run... and it's all brew gear :p

priorities
 
When you see stirring the milk in your morning coffee as another opportunity to practise your whirlpooling technique
 
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