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Lecterfan

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You know you're a dedicated homebrewer when...


1. ...the first thing you do in the morning is "double drop" the 1968 ESB you put down yesterday arvo - even before getting dressed properly and/or doing your early morning dump.

2. ...the first drink you have (after a quick sip of water to cleanse the palate) is the case swap beer you have lagering in the fridge to convince yourself there are no funny flavours (there aren't).

3. ...there are dishes from two nights ago in the lounge room next to the PC but the mash tun, kettle etc that was used yesterday are now spotless.

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You know you're a dedicated homebrewer when...


1. ...the first thing you do in the morning is "double drop" the 1968 ESB you put down yesterday arvo - even before getting dressed properly and/or doing your early morning dump.

2. ...the first drink you have (after a quick sip of water to cleanse the palate) is the case swap beer you have lagering in the fridge to convince yourself there are no funny flavours (there aren't).

3. ...there are dishes from two nights ago in the lounge room next to the PC but the mash tun, kettle etc that was used yesterday are now spotless.

etc
4. You've been on the forum's for almost 12 months, and still haven't worked out how the Search function works: You know you're a homebrewer if...

Not griefing, Lec, just taking the piss ;)
 
4. You've been on the forum's for almost 12 months, and still haven't worked out how the Search function works: You know you're a homebrewer if...

Not griefing, Lec, just taking the piss ;)


5. When someone offers you a can or bottle of standard package beer and you politely refuse to drink it..... then have to explain carefully to your friends why unpasteurised beer tastes better.....
 
6. Your 5 and 3 1/2 year olds get a 20 metre headstart on you, and you still beat them to the door to see what "beery stuff" the postie has brought you this time...
 
7. When you brew outside in single figure temperatures in the middle of the night waiting for the gummy rye porter to drain slowly from the bag... and you have a smile on your face.
 
1. ...the first thing you do in the morning is "double drop" the 1968 ESB you put down yesterday arvo - even before getting dressed properly and/or doing your early morning dump.
thats so funny. i did exactly that this morning with my landlord and 1469. i must be dedicated.
 
You fart after a big night drinking Hefeweizen...and still appreciate that faint yeasty aroma.
 
8. You rise at 5 am on a chilly saturday morning just so you can put down an AG brew because you promised the missus you would keep the afternoon free so you can go with her to a BBQ at her friends place, with people you have never met
 
9. You're on AHB on Mother's Day morning sneaking a look at the latest threads section and drooling over the tasty looking treats in the 'What's in the glass' section in between making breakfast in bed for your missus.
 
10. You send your Mrs and young bloke out shopping with the credit card,so you can sit here and read this forum!!!and you look at the clock and realise your 20min late for work!!!!!! :D
humulus
 
11. you've seen this same thread pop up at least four times :)
 
12. Driving past hard rubbish on the side of the road causes you to drive erratically because you're looking for stainless steel shiny things....
 
You put the bags through the washing machine and put fabric softener in the rinse cycle.
 
14.you have the same stack off 20 brewing related books sitting next to your bed which you keep re-reading looking for that insight to the next beer you are going to brew sometime in the future.

15. being on here now when i should be googling a recipe for the 1/2 finished Robuchon tart that is required in the next couple of hours to feed 17 ppl.
 
17. You pull a sickie from work to finish some TAFE assignments that are due but then decide to brew a batch instead.... :beerbang:
 
your work bag that you use to carry your lunch in will fit 6 metres of coiled copper in it.
 
When you feel no shame in joining the bums and tight-arses on council hard refuse day, trawling the side walk for another discarded fermenting fridge.
 
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