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Sqyre: Does it come with a slot for your 3 and a half inch floppy?
 
I vote for Sqyre and this post as top contender so far for the 'FUNNIEST POST OF THE YEAR' award. :D
 
domonsura said:
I vote for Sqyre and this post as top contender so far for the 'FUNNIEST POST OF THE YEAR' award. :D
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im starting to think half the people on here only brew because of the great material it provides :lol:
the beer is just a handy facilitator to the resultant posts.
 
sqyre said:
I'M OK!!! :beerbang:

Thankfully Mrs Sqyre has a funny bone as long as my er.... Mashpaddle.


After nearly reaching insanity from sitting in the house all day feeding the new addition, she mentioned the other day that she wouldn't mind give brewing a go some time... :blink:
Obviously i took it as a moment of total loss of her sanity when yesterday she asked if she could fire up the stairway.. :blink:
"ummmmmm.... yeh..." i replied with the same look you get when your not sure if your going to Spew or Poo.
So i sat back and gave instruction and she went through the process.
This was Mrs Sqyre's first Brew which went great!!
There was a few moments that went a little off schedule due to my fault as i lost total control of myself at the sight of a heavy breasted woman with a mashpaddle.... and as she splashed the mash down her cleavage she cheekily looked and smiled and said "i'm a dirty little Brew Wench" and as we became entangled in each other with the teachings of the Kama sutra in one hand and Palmer's How to brew in the other we slowly.....um....oops.. :icon_offtopic:

Anyway it was a great Brew day and Fun was had by all...
Sqyre...
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sqyre, i am holding you personally responsible for the mouthful of beer i just spat all over my computer desk. i second the vote for funiest thread of the year. - PistolPatch, try and top THIS! (oh no, ive gone and baited him now havent i?)

Lobby
 
Lobsta said:
sqyre, i am holding you personally responsible for the mouthful of beer i just spat all over my computer desk. i second the vote for funiest thread of the year. - PistolPatch, try and top THIS! (oh no, ive gone and baited him now havent i?)

Lobby
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Patch is Ok mate - spoke to him last night and we laughed ourselves silly :icon_cheers:

And I showed Mrs InCider the post too... and she said she was the Boobmaster 5000! :super: I'd guess that the new baby would agree! She still wasn't interested in brewing though.. :(

Now where was Archer?

InCider.
 
Funniest thread I've seen on any forum for yonks B)
 
InCider said:
And I showed Mrs InCider the post too... and she said she was the Boobmaster 5000! :super:
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hmm, just showed this to my wife, and all i got was the cold shoulder for my recall comment :blink:
 
Thats gold. pure brew porn
 
good on ya Renae, :)

Its a good thing having the missus in the brewery, fills in the waiting time between hop additions..

great post Brucey , Brew wench and I had a great laugh..

cheers
 
Bugger I ordered the wrong model


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Batz
 
No what we need is a nation wide "BULK BUY" :lol:

I am sure if we could get that exact model vacuum sealed in nitrogen for postage, ensuring that the product when received will perform the same as the original or maybe Ross could offer them strapped together in bundles of four units and deliver them freight free to all parts of Aus.

Sqyre, have you completed the costing exercise and if so how much per unit or what discount if we go "the bundles of four" option? :D

Cheers
 
dicko said:
No what we need is a nation wide "BULK BUY" :lol:

I am sure if we could get that exact model vacuum sealed in nitrogen for postage, ensuring that the product when received will perform the same as the original or maybe Ross could offer them strapped together in bundles of four units and deliver them freight free to all parts of Aus.

Sqyre, have you completed the costing exercise and if so how much per unit or what discount if we go "the bundles of four" option? :D

Cheers
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Does that proposal include the extra seals & repair kit? :huh:

I'd prefer a version that simply automated the cleanup :)
 
newguy said:
Make sure you don't get a model with the Not Tonight I Have a Headache Service Pack 3.034. :rolleyes:
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Too late. I've been trying to reconfigure this model for the last 10 years no but to no avail.

However, this model can be shocked into action though the use of the "I'm packing my bags and leaving V1.02"!
 
Squires,

I know what i want and its one of those mash tuns. You probably have described it before, but what is it?. Looks very neat.

cheers

Darren
 
MRS SQYRE 5000 is a bloody treasure I will take the original any day .

Pumpy :)
 
Rather like the 345-47A Easter Special model as well


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Batz
 
Hmmmm... checking the warranty card for upgrade options... B)

:ph34r:
Sqyre.... :unsure:
 
sqyre said:
Hmmmm... checking the warranty card for upgrade options...

:ph34r:
Sqyre.... :unsure:
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It's a two year warranty Sqyre - too late to take it back to bunnings for replacement :lol:

Upgrades are VERY costly. You'll still have to support the little fermenters when you take the upgraded model. And there is no guarantee the new one will hit the same efficiency every time. And look as the grip she has on the mash paddle - sensual! Can you take the risk that the upgrade could move the paddle like Gilly whacking a ton?

Phone beer?

:p
 

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