Worst Comerical Beer You Had

[jdsaint]

sheaf stout.............pure filth


foosters light ice..........recycled toliet water

 

[Wardhog]

I don't know if I just copped a dodgy sixer, but last time I drank Tooheys Pils, I thought I'd just finished a session on the orange juice.

 

[winkle]

Living in Australia you get so many choices for the title of worst ever, almost anything made by CUB or LN with the words, cold, ice or dry could qualify. Special mention would have to go to Tooheys Blue, Carlton Cold, and anything by Outback Brewery. Cave Creek Chilli Beer (USA) is particulary vile in a special sort of way if we're talking globally.

 

[mikem108]

How about the add campaign for Pure Blonde

"What good beers come back as"
??? Huh

Is that after you've drunk them and turned it into piss?

 

[winkle]

How about the add campaign for Pure Blonde

"What good beers come back as"
??? Huh

Is that after you've drunk them and turned it into piss?

"Pure Blonde / Arse Juice" are interchangable terms

 

[Justin T]

I have found that Pure Blonde is one of the thinest most tasteless beers that I have tried

 

[Bobby]

The televsion commercial is quite good though.

 

[bljpoad]

How about the add campaign for Pure Blonde

"What good beers come back as"
??? Huh

Is that after you've drunk them and turned it into piss?

LOL! I thought the exact same thing when I first saw that ad. I don't think someone in marketing thought before putting that one out
- Berwyck

 

[crozdog]

Carlton Cold. It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.

Half a glass & it's me that's spewing! No Joke. There's something in it which doesn't agree with me - or more probably that I don't agree to & need to spontaneously reject. :excl:

 

[barfridge]

I don't know if I just copped a dodgy sixer, but last time I drank Tooheys Pils, I thought I'd just finished a session on the orange juice.

No, it's not just you. It's a truly terrible beer.

 

[TerritoryBrew]

Victoia Bitter.

I think it is becase I live in Alice Springs. Have a look at this pic.

Cheers,

 

[Mr Bond]

Victoia Bitter.

I think it is becase I live in Alice Springs. Have a look at this pic.

Cheers,

Now I get the irony of your avatar.

 

[randyrob]

Reschs Dinner Ale.

 

[Brad_G]

Somebody mentioned Tooheys Pils as their worst beer before... Ditto Mate. I couldnt even stomach the bottle. Dishwater gone wrong that stuff!!!!!

Brad

 

[Murcluf]

Pure Blonde has got to be the worst thing I 've ever tasted.
but my question is, is Pure Blonde a Beer or a Happoshu (low malt beverage) either way it tastes foul.

 

[BeerStein]

My wise old man once told me "There are no bad beers, just better ones".
But seriously VB is no good after the first sip and crown, well thats just VB in a fancy bottle!!

Cheers

 

[Fents]

Pure Blonde has got to be the worst thing I 've ever tasted.
but my question is, is Pure Blonde a Beer or a Happoshu (low malt beverage) either way it tastes foul.

I agree i just had my first pot of pure blonde with my parma for lunch and it is the most worthless, tasteless cats piss i have ever had. In fact i'd rather drink cats piss. :blink:

 

[Simon W]

LOL, I'm going to have to buy me a stubby of Pure Blonde, just for educational purposes ofcourse!

 

[floppinab]

I have found that Pure Blonde is one of the thinest most tasteless beers that I have tried

You can just see the motivation behind this type of beer.

Brewery Beancounter No. 1 : "We need a new beer that's cheaper to make"
Brewery Beancounter No. 2 : "Hmmm, let's look through some traditional beer names for inspiration"
Brewery Beancounter No. 1 : "OK, Bock, Stout, Wheat,..........
Brewery Beancounter No. 2 : "Blonde..... yes, thin, empty head.... sounds perfect"
Brewery Beancounter No. 1 : "Beauty, and we can make it with half the malt and hops of our normal stuff"
Brewery Beancounter No. 2 : "Ha Ha, and that's saying something"
Brewery Beancounter No. 1 : "And sell it at twice the price, yes, YES!!"
Brewery Beancounter No. 2 : "Ohhh but it'll be a bit down on full strength"
Brewery Beancounter No. 1 : "That's less govt. excise as well, EVEN BETTER"

 

[winkle]

You can just see the motivation behind this type of beer.

Brewery Beancounter No. 1 : "We need a new beer that's cheaper to make"
Brewery Beancounter No. 2 : "Hmmm, let's look through some traditional beer names for inspiration"
Brewery Beancounter No. 1 : "OK, Bock, Stout, Wheat,..........
Brewery Beancounter No. 2 : "Blonde..... yes, thin, empty head.... sounds perfect"
Brewery Beancounter No. 1 : "Beauty, and we can make it with half the malt and hops of our normal stuff"
Brewery Beancounter No. 2 : "Ha Ha, and that's saying something"
Brewery Beancounter No. 1 : "And sell it at twice the price, yes, YES!!"
Brewery Beancounter No. 2 : "Ohhh but it'll be a bit down on full strength"
Brewery Beancounter No. 1 : "That's less govt. excise as well, EVEN BETTER"

You weren't sitting in on the meeting were you

 

[Adamt]

You can just see the motivation behind this type of beer.

Brewery Beancounter No. 1 : "We need a new beer that's cheaper to make"
Brewery Beancounter No. 2 : "Hmmm, let's look through some traditional beer names for inspiration"
Brewery Beancounter No. 1 : "OK, Bock, Stout, Wheat,..........
Brewery Beancounter No. 2 : "Blonde..... yes, thin, empty head.... sounds perfect"
Brewery Beancounter No. 1 : "Beauty, and we can make it with half the malt and hops of our normal stuff"
Brewery Beancounter No. 2 : "Ha Ha, and that's saying something"
Brewery Beancounter No. 1 : "And sell it at twice the price, yes, YES!!"
Brewery Beancounter No. 2 : "Ohhh but it'll be a bit down on full strength"
Brewery Beancounter No. 1 : "That's less govt. excise as well, EVEN BETTER"

You forgot the low-carb biz!

 

[floppinab]

You weren't sitting in on the meeting were you

No, but in my current working position I'm getting massively pissed with having to squeeze our cost base down while supposedly delivering a reasonable product....... to the detriment of the poor bastards trying to deliver said product..........,pretty much as per the above!!!! There is a level of familiarity there yes.

 

[Simon W]

Brewery Beancounter No. 2 "Lets get Paris Hilton for our ad campaign! She's thin with an empty head."
Brewery Beancounter No. 1 "We're trying to do this on the cheap!"
Brewery Beancounter No. 2 "True... wonder if that Bondi Blonde mob will have the same idea?"

 

[Bulmershe]

Bought a six pack of James squire India Pale ale. Very disaponted!!!!
Worst beer I have tasted.

 

[wraith]

US Budweiser, with many others closely following

 

[barfridge]

Bought a six pack of James squire India Pale ale. Very disaponted!!!!
Worst beer I have tasted.

What didn't you like about it?

 

[Brewtus]

I had beer in Korea once called OB. Tasted OK but the next day after only six stubbies in 4 hr I still had a head like an axe hit me. It was so bad I had to drink Bud for the rest of the trip.

Can any one remember Tooths LA? 2.2% it was watery beer watered down.

 

[brendanos]

 

[sinkas]

O'Briens Pale ale, gluten free,

fkng shthouse, emailed the brewer about how bad it was, thought it was infected, then looked at ratebeer, everyone had the same impression.

 

[SpillsMostOfIt]

I had beer in Korea once called OB. Tasted OK but the next day after only six stubbies in 4 hr I still had a head like an axe hit me. It was so bad I had to drink Bud for the rest of the trip.

The stuff on tap is not so bad hang-over-wise and it is really cheap. They serve it in bloddy huge plastic jugs in tacky German-theme beerhalls along with the worst food in Korea (ignoring kimchi). Still, I understand why the locals don't drink much...

My money is still on Corona if it is still sold as beer.