So for all those people standing by the law concerning kegs, and proudly say they wouldnt steal:
Have you, or have you ever, had any milk crates in your posession ?
Do you ever exceed the speed limit in your motor vehicle ?
Have you ever burned something to CD, recordined something to cassette or downloaded copyright material online, purchased movies/music while on holiday in Asia?
Have you ever jaywalked ?
Have you ever used illegal drugs in your life ?
Hands up who's guilty of all, OK most, of the above, yet still go on about illegal kegs ? We won't see any admissions, Im sure.
On another vein - when I went on the Boags Brewery tour in September, I noticed that the kegs are of a different style than the buldging old style I have previously been familiar with - and SWMBO (who works in the hospitality industry) reckons all the kegs these days are of the 'new' style/shape. So therefore wouldnt there be a shitload* of the perfectly legal older ones available if you knew where to source them?
*shitload: If commercial breweries have gone to a new shape, thn the pre-existing kegs would number in the hundreds of thousands, wouldnt they ? Unless theyve been scapped at the metal dealer.