When I Die I Want To Be

[delboy]

WHEN I DIE iwant to be cremated and my ashes spread on a NEW ZEALAND HOP FARM.

OR MY ASHES put into my mash tun with me fishin' rod and sunk for a snapper wreak.
del

thought we might get some funny here?? better than arguing about the drought :beer:

 

[Rysa]

....cremated and my ashes mixed with cocaine and snorted by someone famous!!

(best i could think of at short notice!!)

 

[Duff]

.....firstly told how all those mysteries have taken place, like who shot JFK, why Jennifer Hawkins won't go out with me, how Larry Mize's golf ball went in on the second playoff hole in the 1987 Masters defeating Greg Norman, and why I still seem to pick the wrong lotto numbers.

.....then reincarnated as the future husband of a heiress whose Daddy is leaving her the brewery in Europe somewhere :beerbang:

 

[Gerard_M]

shot dead at the age of 93, by the irate father of my 18 year old girlfriend!

Cheers
Gerard