Yeesh guys make beer not war!! Heres step by step of what i remember & please excuse the termo as you can see im no pro:
Ingriedients:
1 can Coopers Canadian Blonde
US05
Cascade Hops bag
250g carapils
BrewersChoice special blend 1kg mix of Dextrose/Light Dry Malt & I think a hint of Corn for the head retention?
1) put the 250g of Carapils in a bowl with 2 litres of water (2 parts boiling,1 part cold water) bringing it to 65 deg and let it sit for 1/2hr then strained into a pot pouring hot water over the carapils. Discarded the carapils and brought the strained liquid to the boil for 15mins took it off the heat and place the cascade hops tea bag into the hot liquid.
2) Sterilised the S#@T outta everything, placed the canadian blonde tin in warm water in the sink for 10mins then added it to the carboy with the carapils liquid and the hops bag also adding the 1kg of BrewersChoice Booster malt/dex mix. Missus and I stirred the hell out of everything in the carboy for 10mins (i believe at this stage she stirred so hard it busted the hops bag as I latter found it floating on top with a hole and no contents)
3) Brought it up to the 23 litre mark with a mix of filtered bottled water that had been chilled in the fridge and tap water until I hit around 18-19 deg temp on the thermo. Took an OG but didnt pay much notice, only thought this was for Alcohol %.
4) Lastly added the US-05 Yeast (1 sachet 12gm? not sure) to the top little stir and closed her up. Let it go bubbling away for 2 weeks temp was bouncing around the cold snap going anywhere from 16deg - 20. Took a gravity reading. waited another day took another one and it was steady with a FG reading of 10-10 (not sure exactly what the number was but I saw a 10 above and a little 10 below) This has been usually the number my last 3 batches was at so I was happy.
5) Sterilised the crap out of the bottles/caps and went to bottle the first one when I noticed the tap wasnt stopping it poured out everywhere! The little bottler end had come off so I turned of the tap resterilised everything again and continued to bottle and cap away fine adding to carb tabltets per long neck.
Thats anbout it I think unless I missed something (probably) Thought it tasted pretty good last night, just had a bit of bitterness I think at the end. Its my first stray away from kits though. The photo with the crazy head was my bad pouring just wanted to see what the head was holding like